My reviews increase the traffic for the providers.Generally, most yes/good reviews will increase traffic - let's gents know she's around, how much, etc. As for "more appealing", I assume you mean "less unappealing" to them?
Just got a call from one thanking me for my review since her traffic picked up big time.
I'm working on making the public part of my reviews more appealing to the ladies.
I'm going back to using modified movie titles for my review titles.
I will keep the good stuff in the ROS of the review. Originally Posted by bonn11
SL'S Review of an Oil Change:That is some of the funniest shit I have ever read
I went to the dealership and got an oil change. Place was clean and the guy did a great job. They even put a sticker on the windshield to remind me of my next appointment.
BONN"S Review of an Oil Change:
I scheduled my oil change and was surprised that when I got there that it was a chick. She started talking dirty to me so what was I to do? She asked how long my dip stick was so I showed her. She slowly wiped the oil off my dip stick ever so gently with a silky smooth clean rag. After she did the entire shaft she started using her tongue and tickling the end, flicking it like a snake. She cradled the bottom of the dip stick with her little hands as her serpents tongue did the work.
As if my 'large" wrench was big enough with the pills I take (PM me for Info) it seemed to feel even bigger watching her preform the dance with the dip stick. My wrench started to feel very heavy so I strapped it to my leg using rubber coated barbed wire. I was ready for action. It was time to remove the oil filter. She bent over and realized she couldn't reach it. I immediately removed my big ass wrench and next thing you know I was lug nut deep into the engine compartment. She watched me do this and she started breathing very fast. I plowed away turning and turning that slippery filter and when it finally popped off she let out a scream. 6/5 she O'D. I slowly pulled out the nasty lubed up filter and handed it to her and she smiled. You know that cute smile you get when a job is well done.
She asked me to hand her the oil after screwing in the new oil filter. I gave her can after can and she took every last drop. Breathing heavy the entire time. Then she looked up with that cute smile and said... "that's a LOT OF OIL." The hood came down and we both went to the slop sink to wash our hands.
Stay tuned were both getting our tires rotated next week!Originally Posted by Still Looking
Oh #2... Congratulations!...And no Bonn we don't want to know what your talent was!! ... But I am sure you will probably tell us anywayOriginally Posted by Netx9