Provider size chart

chizzy's Avatar
you guys laughed at my color pigmentation chart and you want me to do a size chart???

chizzy choo inc. is a growing enterprise, I dont know if I can handle the additional workload to bring in the engineers to do a complete study of the situation

a simpler way of looking at this would be to provide easy classifications of the ladies to determine if they fall into various catagories

you ever hear of the mendoza line in baseball???

well we could have various lines such as the stig line which would include only hot slender top grade models

then there is the gymbag line which would include the larger proportioned ladies for your enjoyment

and of coarse there is the amish line which would include anything that can suck a dick as long as it is still breathing

also the blumax line which gives you the chance to not only get laid but also take the chance of never returning from your appt due to the dangerous areas etc etc

and last but not least, the bser line----------- I cant describe that in public though

oh I almost forgot.........

the chizzy line---- beautiful ladies who enjoy being with a charming and caring guy who showers them with chocolates, shoes, purses, vacuums and anything else they desire

chizzy is such a great guy
AmishGangster's Avatar
Vacuums? You know more than one ho who uses one?
dynamitekid's Avatar
I think he mis-typed the word "Newports"

Vacuums? You know more than one ho who uses one? Originally Posted by amishgangster
Vacuums? You know more than one ho who uses one? Originally Posted by amishgangster
I know more than one who has been referred to as a vacuum...
Does that count?

eaglehorse's Avatar
Jinny, names please, Names!!!!
bambino's Avatar
you guys laughed at my color pigmentation chart and you want me to do a size chart???

chizzy choo inc. is a growing enterprise, I dont know if I can handle the additional workload to bring in the engineers to do a complete study of the situation

a simpler way of looking at this would be to provide easy classifications of the ladies to determine if they fall into various catagories

you ever hear of the mendoza line in baseball???

well we could have various lines such as the stig line which would include only hot slender top grade models

then there is the gymbag line which would include the larger proportioned ladies for your enjoyment

and of coarse there is the amish line which would include anything that can suck a dick as long as it is still breathing

also the blumax line which gives you the chance to not only get laid but also take the chance of never returning from your appt due to the dangerous areas etc etc

and last but not least, the bser line----------- I cant describe that in public though

oh I almost forgot.........

the chizzy line---- beautiful ladies who enjoy being with a charming and caring guy who showers them with chocolates, shoes, purses, vacuums and anything else they desire

chizzy is such a great guy Originally Posted by chizzy
The Choo line is merely fantasy, it really doesn't exist. He thinks his HOs are on the straight and narrow! ROLMAO
chizzy's Avatar
The Choo line is merely fantasy, it really doesn't exist. He thinks his HOs are on the straight and narrow! ROLMAO Originally Posted by bambino

as MLK stated......... I have a dream
Big Stig's Avatar
I think he mis-typed the word "Newports" Originally Posted by dynamitekid
Fuckin' spellcheckers.
I don't really agree with it.
I'm closer to 18 and 19 with bigger boobs but I'm still a BBW.
bambino's Avatar
I don't really agree with it.
I'm closer to 18 and 19 with bigger boobs but I'm still a BBW. Originally Posted by *ShannahS*
Atta girl, honesty is always the best policy.
I think 18 is more average than 14.
BBW is a broad term.
It means big beautiful woman so it covers a lot.
Honesty and being comfortable with yourself is all that matters.
I don't think there is a size chart for sexy.
To me sexy is attitude and confidence.
I would do unspeakable things to every girl on that chart.
bambino's Avatar
I think 18 is more average than 14.
BBW is a broad term.
It means big beautiful woman so it covers a lot.
Honesty and being comfortable with yourself is all that matters.
I don't think there is a size chart for sexy.
To me sexy is attitude and confidence.
I would do unspeakable things to every girl on that chart. Originally Posted by *ShannahS*
Is there a size chart for penises?
Is there a size chart for penises? Originally Posted by bambino
Ask and ye shall receive...
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And a bit more complex:


Now,
What's your grade?
offshoredrilling's Avatar
bambino looking for a beer can top boy ???????

ah just askin eh
Craven in Upset has some kind of index.
I'm to lazy to look for it. Originally Posted by Paulwantsya
It was his flat belly index.....
Since OCD wouldn't help.... I overachieved and looked it up myself: