How to say....?

I am kinda blunt....

Hey... Would you please pickle that thing?

( for the clueless fucktard out there vinigar and water is not only a good window cleaner, but will help with stinky tuna)

bring them some pineapple juice next time....
bad diet and heavy alcohol consumption can definitely affect pussy taste...

I read somewhere that you can cover bad dick smell with peanut butter. I'm sure that would work here too.

And there's always facial expressions too.....similar to a fart......

I read somewhere that you can cover bad dick smell with peanut butter. I'm sure that would work here too. Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair

HA!

I read somewhere that you can cover bad dick smell with peanut butter. I'm sure that would work here too. Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair

Would that be creamy or chuncky? Would you put peanut butter and jelly on your taint?

Larch4: Hey, it's getting pretty hot and sweaty....how about you and I go and have a quick shower?

Provider: Right now?...you, me together?

Larch4: Yes, now....no, you first.

OMG, if anyone ever comes to see me and you notice an unpleasant odor, please tell me! If it is just coming on, she may not have discovered it yet. And I for one do NOT want you just suffering through in silence. A polite "honey, I think you're having a PH issue with your lady bits" is enough to alert her to the problem. If she's the type of lady to get mad at you, then that tells you how much she cares about your comfort versus hers. I'd be embarrassed, of course, but I would still want someone to tell me.

^^^^The only way to describe her scent is....so beautiful that you just want to bury your nose in her gorgeous red hair...close yours....and wish time would stand still.....I'm serious...

your nose is stuck so far up her ass that the hemorrhoids are asking for space,and you on the verge of being born again

Run along DG...the circle jerk in the spider hole is starting - you can't be late to the party...

What is this 'spider hole' you speak of?

& shouldn't you be at Pilgrims Cleaners getting your SuitMart blazer hemmed

Good one!...don't forget your jar of peanut butter...

How SNL views himself...


The way the rest of the eccie fucktards see SNL...



My work here is done....Off to Renfest!

Jealousy....it's so apparent...