Fantasy Football Thread

TheDon's Avatar
I blame the players this year, they are all playing like shit!
Satin's Avatar
  • Satin
  • 09-17-2014, 02:41 PM
Damn, Cat you're right again. I'm doing the same shit. I need to pick and player and go with it. I changed my lineup several times and still made the wrong fucking decision. I can't even beat DED!
I'm tired of checking TMZ before I submit my lineup.
Satin's Avatar
  • Satin
  • 09-19-2014, 06:29 PM
Now that's funny!!

Matt Ryan 50 points?! Are you kidding me?
boardman's Avatar
Kirk Cousins, 4 fucking interceptions...
Give me a fucking break?
Mixshowdj's Avatar
I feel you bm....i had him in my yahoo league....9 fuckin points....satin was right,i guess that shuts up the RG3 haters......ridiculous......
Satin's Avatar
  • Satin
  • 09-27-2014, 11:05 PM
My whole damn team is on bye this week. Ridiculous. I put together a junior varsity squad this week that should get murdered tomorrow
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  • Satin
  • 11-09-2014, 11:23 PM
Things are looking up after a slow start but heading for another win (sorry Easye)

Looks like last year's "champ" DED, is this year's "chump" (sorry man)

Mixshow is in first place and Don is right there. The surprise has to be Ike who is (for now) in first place in our division. (Didn't his team get auto-picked)?

Come on Don, let's do a trade man....
boardman's Avatar
What's with you fuckers having these no name receivers going off when you play me? I win when I should lose and lose when I should win.
FMFFL(Fuck My Fantasy Football Life) LOL
Satin's Avatar
  • Satin
  • 11-10-2014, 11:13 AM
Lmfao! Ike has to be the luckiest tard ever! I guess that's what happens when you let the computer pick your team!
boardman's Avatar
Marshawn Lynch went beast mode yesterday. 140 yds rushing and 4 tds.
Then Carson Palmer goes out with 12 minutes left and my flex WR outscores both of my starting WR combined. Ugh.
Satin's Avatar
  • Satin
  • 11-10-2014, 11:49 AM
Man it's happened to me many times. They pulled Peyton again after the 3rd quarter. FML!
TheDon's Avatar

Come on Don, let's do a trade man.... Originally Posted by Satin
Who you want?...Lol

What's with you fuckers having these no name receivers going off when you play me? I win when I should lose and lose when I should win.
FMFFL(Fuck My Fantasy Football Life) LOL Originally Posted by boardman
Martavis Bryantis a stud, he's going to go off a lot. Beasted in Clemson with Watkins, now doing it in the big stage, got a TD in every game he's played so far.

I didn't expect Mike Evens to be as good as he's been, I'll take it though, makes up for Adams not doing shit for me, 4 fucking points?...smh
Satin's Avatar
  • Satin
  • 11-10-2014, 10:31 PM
Well I just won my 3rd in a row. But more importantly shit-talking Ike and "has-been" DED lost, so I'm tied for first now. Life is good....

Don, you know who the fuck I want. Stop offering me scrubs too playa....
TheDon's Avatar
You want my boy Mychal Rivera I just picked up this week, right? 26 points this week! Might consider trading him for ya boy AJ!

So me vs Mix next week for 1st place in the league? Oh shit! Get yer popcorn ready. Our game is getting flexed to the prime time slot, right Commish!?

Btw for all you guys in the other division, I'm taking offers for Brady. Looking for that guy to put you over the top, offer me something good. He's going to put up around 60+ next week against Indy's D on primetime.