Vaginal Kung Fu

Ah ain't impressed nun. When one o'yew l'il fillies kin crack an' shell a pee-can wif yer cooter, then Ah'll be impressed. Originally Posted by David.Douchehurst

Found you someone!

... ... Ah gots munny, sonny. Originally Posted by David.Douchehurst

Finders fee please!

Wtf she do tie it to a tampon? I'm 100% positive I can do this just not understanding if she's only gripping end of string or is there some type of vaginal anchor up there....be back in a min im gonna try... Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

another use for the "EFN 2 in one" I'll start mod'ing it now

another use for the "EFN 2 in one" I'll start mod'ing it now

Originally Posted by RandB fan

No thanks bro.

Ah din't jus' fall offa tha turnip truk, Eb'o-knee. Thet warn't no filly. Thet wuzza manny-kin wif a nutcracker twixt 'er laigs anna bull dyke a-doin' tha shellin'. Yew mus'be sum kinda lib'rl socialist ta thinck yew culd pull tha wool o'er mah eagle eyes like thet.

Vagina weights girl. Look!


Vaginas are awesome.

I mean everyone loves a vagina.
You can't hate on a vagina, you just can't.
Go ahead try......
See, you can't! Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

+1

I haven't tried to lift anything with my vagina. I don't even know where to start. Nikki that is an amazing picture. You go girl.

Found you someone!
Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

I want to know the search term that got you to that photo!

I haven't tried to lift anything with my vagina. I don't even know where to start. Nikki that is an amazing picture. You go girl. Originally Posted by Victoria Columbari

Might want to start with lifting ketchup packets and work up to a whole bottle would hate to see you sprain your hoohaa

I want to know the search term that got you to that photo! Originally Posted by Bob McV

vagina nutcracker gif




Bring home the gold metal Nikki!

I'm up to 3 ketchup packets so far! Slow and steady.....slow, and steady people.

LOL Bob. I heard it on the sports radio chanel so when I got home I looked it up. Took a few tries on finding the article.

I heard it on the sports radio channel Originally Posted by Victoria Columbari

Who knew that vagina power lifting is a sport? Will it be an exhibition event at the 2020 Olympics? I bet the clean and jerk will be popular, especially if done in reverse.

Who knew that vagina power lifting is a sport? Will it be an exhibition event at the 2020 Olympics? I bet the clean and jerk will be popular, especially if done in reverse. Originally Posted by saustin

HAHA

Nikki White appearing at her first Olympics representing (is this right?) Her homeland of Pretzlandia has a colorful history. Seems she raised the funds to travel here from several dozen $250 donations from gentlemen across the U.S. for (is this right?) private pretzeling lessons. And back to you Matt Lauer

Reminds me of the Amazing Mr. Lifto, who used to live in Austin.

Reminds me of the Amazing Mr. Lifto, who used to live in Austin. Originally Posted by unagi

Still Lives in Austin, Joe works at Casino El Camino South.

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It's easy y'all try it lol. Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

Drool.....I want some french fries now