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The FDA recently approved a new copper-coated implant for the treatment of mental retardation associated with delusions of grandeur, hyper-religiosity, maternal-directed hypersexuality, and poor personal hygiene.
Treaters at a famous Annapolis treatment center have released details of a new copper-coated implant, recently approved by the FDA, that treats symptoms of mental retardation associated with delusions of grandeur, and hyper-religiosity. The implant, which is available in a number of sizes including .22, 9mm, and .38., is expected to improve world health immensely if administered as intended to the target population of ISIS. Treaters say that the implant will also treat other symptoms of this disorder including poor personal hygiene, micro-phallus, and various sexual perversions, including the pedophelia, camel sex, and maternal-directed sexuality endemic to the region. There are some indications that the treatment may also treat the chronic, virtually perpetual masturbation associated with the disorder as well.
Although the treatment may not fully treat the other symptoms of the disease, including the facial deformities and homosexuality associated with the disorder, the treaters state that, "This implant, which can be administered by a skilled technician,even at extreme distances, will make a significant improvement in public health. At a population level, as this implant is used more and more in areas of endemic mental retardation: i.e. the Middle East, it will reduce rapes and improve personal hygiene."[/