FRESHLY Showered

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everyone. Nice thread.
Ok spill it....which fucktard showed up with swamp ass? Originally Posted by Russ38
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I started the thread b/c i just seen a comment from a review where the reviewer said he showered 4hrs before the appt.
..... Originally Posted by Seeking ~P
Okay....so it wasn't a ~RANT

There may not be a definition of "freshly" ....but

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While I agree with the OP it also works both ways. While it's acknowledged in the OP it is a good reminder that providers as well should be showering and scoping after each appointment.
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Okay....so it wasn't a ~RANT

There may not be a definition of "freshly" ....but

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Lol read my mind
Fancy brought up baby wipes. I'll add that to my point. Only thing worse than a provider's puss smelling like a pack of Trojan condoms is smelling like a mix of Trojans and baby wipes. So, the only "cleaning" she's done between fucktards is a quick wipe.

Furthermore, ladies get some freaking towels and soap at your incall. After I've put in work the last thing I want to be handed to clean up is one freaking baby wipe! I'm a grown ass man who just finished fucking and all I get is a baby wipe to clean my nuts? Really?
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^^^^ +fucking1 on that shit!!!! I also hate the smell of baby wipes....
^^^^ +fucking1 on that shit!!!! I also hate the smell of baby wipes.... Originally Posted by Russ38
But the rubber smell is ok? Heh
But the rubber smell is ok? Heh Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

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  • Trey
  • 02-08-2015, 03:52 PM
Yes a clean hot towel and a dry one is a nice touch. The most i normally get is a baby wipe. I think they make my ball sticky.
  • iquit
  • 02-08-2015, 03:55 PM
Let me fan the flames of eccie a little bit more before I disappear again - No reviews tend to elicit some backlash - always will. If someone shows up at ur place and they stink to high heaven, ask them to take a shower with u and make sure they r clean instead of proceeding with a lackluster performance and blaming him or her for ur lack of good performance. Applies to both I guess, but there is some stuff if a lady does not do, no amount of washing or cleaning agent can fix.
The best cleanup was by the infamous racetrack Cindy, hot towel, thorough, and I used to get her table shower package - always - her after cleanup on me was thorough too.
Everyone should have a handheld showerhead at home! Not only does it allow for maximum cleaning of everything down there, it also feels good (not in a gay way lol)
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But the rubber smell is ok? Heh Originally Posted by lookn4boobies
Nah don't care for that either...I prefer the red can of CRC Brakleen and a shop rag.....
Nah don't care for that either...I prefer the red can of CRC Brakleen and a shop rag..... Originally Posted by Russ38

That will kill any odor
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It's a cure all for everything IMO....it only burns for a few minutes till numbness sets in....
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  • Tetas
  • 02-08-2015, 04:44 PM
Yep, he's a dumbass.
I shower right before I'm leaving the house, can usually be anywhere in 15-20 mins and brush my teeth on the way...if I'm sweating on the drive a rinse off at the hotel.
4 hours is only good enough for a steady thing (SO) and you're only gonna bump uglies for 5-10 minutes and get back to real life...lol