Who is the hottest provider in Houston?

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K Originally Posted by Jemma Martin

I'd imagine you put the same effort into your sessions as you do, to responding in a coed discussion......we get it ...your blonde and have a nice body, why should any guy expect more than that?....anyways its late, and I'm hungry...think I have some cold tuna casserole ....I can heat up

I'd imagine you put the same effort into your sessions as you do, to responding in a coed discussion......we get it ...your blonde and have a nice body, why should any guy expect more than that?....anyways its late, and I'm hungry...think I have some cold tuna casserole ....I can heat up Originally Posted by Tony Gambino

How much does the cold tuna casserole charge to allow you to try to heat it up?

*yet another one of my bad jokes...I QUACK myself up...hahaha*

How much does the cold tuna casserole charge to allow you to try to heat it up?

*yet another one of my bad jokes...I QUACK myself up...hahaha* Originally Posted by YummyMarie

your pretty and funny!.....

You're pretty, funny, and smart!..... Originally Posted by Tony Gambino

FTFY

and really sexy!!...maybe you could give Jemma some lessons.....

your pretty and funny!..... Originally Posted by Tony Gambino

It goes without saying that you're smart, maybe that's why he didn't say it?
You also Quack up a lot of the rest of us too,
those of us that get your sense of humor.
Thanks for that.

Cold Tuna Casserole = Cold Fish
I see what you did there...

and really sexy!!...maybe you could give Jemma some lessons..... Originally Posted by Tony Gambino

Nope, she's got me beat in the sexy part. I like Jemma. I like any lady who calls it as she sees it. I'm sure she doesn't need any help from me

*however, I'm very happy to help when I am asked for help*

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Cold Tuna Casserole = Cold Fish
I see what you did there... Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

In my best Urkle/Urkel(spelling) voice: "Did I do that?"



No, really, Jemma: I got mucho respect for you. His tuna casserole comment was just begging to be expounded upon

Nope, she's got me beat in the sexy part. I like Jemma. I like any lady who calls it as she sees it. I'm sure she doesn't need any help from me

*however, I'm very happy to help when I am asked for help* Originally Posted by YummyMarie

there's more too being sexy than being blonde and skinny...you have a great attitude, and engage people on this board, your all kinds of sexy...don't sell yourself short!

It goes without saying that you're smart, maybe that's why he didn't say it?
You also Quack up a lot of the rest of us too,
those of us that get your sense of humor.
Thanks for that.

Cold Tuna Casserole = Cold Fish
I see what you did there... Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

sometimes I crack myself up...

there's more too being sexy than being blonde and skinny...you have a great attitude, and engage people on this board, your all kinds of sexy...don't sell yourself short! Originally Posted by Tony Gambino

Feel free to continue stroking my ego via PM. Back on topic...oh crap...???

No, really, Jemma: I got mucho respect for you. His tuna casserole comment was just begging to be expounded upon Originally Posted by YummyMarie

at least you got what I was getting at.....

I also have respect for all the lovely ladies here. I had tried to express an interest in one by trying to engage her in conversation here. Obviously the interest was not reciprocated but was met with cold single syllable replies.
Back on topic
There's a lot more to a HOT PROVIDER than just good looks. Yummy is Smart, Funny and Cute as a Bugs Ear. That's the total package, some may be beautiful but have GPS, Zero Personality or what not. You learn a lot about someone here in the threADs.
A lot more than viewing one's showcase.

Bug's ear....ewwww...ummm, thank you...???

Where does the phrase 'Cute as a bug's Ear,' come from?"



"Have you ever heard the expression “cute as a bug’s ear?” and wonder, “Where did it come from?”

Presumably, it came from the precept that the tinier the thing is the greater its chance of being classified as cute. The expression suggests that what it is calling tiny is the image of cuteness. The expression signifies someone, particularly a baby, who’s beautiful or fascinating in a delicate way. Otherwise, no real explanation accounts for the existence of the idiom. Moreover, scientifically speaking, the expression is meaninglessness, since insects do not possess ears."