I Feel Lost And Adrift When I Come To Coed Now

citizen44's Avatar
As all classy providers do, my favorite hooker, Lauren Mayfair, appears to have slipped silently off into the night and left the hobby. My arch-enemy has gone off to FL to blow mickey and no longer comes to visit.

Without original humor or some one to troll to make your own humor, what is there to look forward to when you log in?

Dear Tebow, please bring us a new funny hooker (or a new batch of hot 25 year olds) to make us smile.
Toss the man a life preserver, somebody, please, or an anchor, one or the other.
tbone77494's Avatar
And make the new batch of hookers be 250/hr or less.

Amen.
citizen44's Avatar
or an anchor. Originally Posted by Fancyinheels
Why Fancy, such comments are not normally your style. What pray did I do to offend thee? I don't remember kicking any chiuahuas
And make the new batch of hookers be 250/hr or less.

Amen. Originally Posted by tbone77494
.....and BBBJ
Why Fancy, such comments are not normally your style. What pray did I do to offend thee? I don't remember kicking any chiuahuas Originally Posted by citizen44

Give a dog a bone and she may wag her tail, but I was being evil and ran with it. Just trying to give you some of the sass you may be missing. I'll stick to being a lass.

Perhaps I wanted to beat 3-sides before HE said it?
JustMeCLTXGG's Avatar
And make the new batch of hookers be 250/hr or less.

Amen. Originally Posted by tbone77494
.....and BBBJ Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
keep dreaming the dream

+1 to both. just say no to dominos. ha
strongbad's Avatar
Sounds like a Air Supply song.
citizen44's Avatar
Sounds like a Air Supply song. Originally Posted by strongbad
Exactly

To our beautiful Bat Whore, you'll be missed



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjxEB-oM2WQ
tbone77494's Avatar
Back dimples rock.
boardman's Avatar
Exactly

To our beautiful Bat Whore, you'll be missed



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjxEB-oM2WQ Originally Posted by citizen44
Some of us aren't missing her at all...ijs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjxEB-oM2WQ Originally Posted by citizen44
4 bars into the lyrics .....

...... I puked.
citizen44's Avatar
Lol, just be glad you didn't have to listen to five of them before you found the right one
True ......learn to search lyrics

www.sing365.com
gearslut's Avatar
You bemoan the loss of your favorite Batwhore and you use the Airsupply cover for tribute...... Nilsson's version is the best even though his was a cover as well. ijs