The Weird Whacky World of WakeUp

Some of you may have been confused, and struggled to make any sense of WakeUp. I thought I would start a little dictionary to help translate from the internal language of his little sect into more common usage. Please feel free to add as you wish.

'She admits' means 'she does not admit'
'Caucasian' means 'blond, white as driven snow'
'Go away, Houston does not need you' means 'Welcome, I am sure you will this a pleasant well-mannered city'
'Whale' means 'not a pencil'
'Heh' means 'I have absolutely nothing to say, but thought I would wave'
'Hispanic' means 'Mexican, of dark skin tone and indigenous mongoloid race'
'African/American' or 'Black' means 'anybody who is not Caucasian or Hispanic'
'Houston has enough Whales, Hispanics, African/Americans, Negros or Blacks already' means 'Welcome, we appreciate your coming to our city'
'We' means 'I'
'My fans' means 'Me and my Bottom'
'race' means 'ethnicity'
'ethnicity' means 'race'
'Racial or ethnic classification' means 'the choices available in the eccie showcase'
'Mod' means 'not a Mod'
'In the real world' means 'in the little world of eccie'
'Mixed' means 'belongs to two independent and separate categories, such as tall and elegant'
'I make nothing clear' means 'I make nothing clear'
'I don't give anything to the other mods...except headaches...' means 'I give mods headaches'

essence loves him some Wakeup Originally Posted by dearhunter

Dearhunter is not a liar.

Dearhunter is not a liar. Originally Posted by chicagoboy

Our hearts are both in London

[Goddammit
Another essence loves wakeup thread]

Gawt damn man. Gawt damn.

Pussy!!!!! That's what we want to discuss.

Lolz to this this thread. And you thought it would get any better.

Aus Gründen der Hitler. Er ist ein paar Bilder von Huren wecken wahrscheinlich würde nicht ficken, aber viele von uns würde wahrscheinlich
[For the sake of Hitler. He's some pics of whores wakeup probably wouldn't fuck, but many of us probably would]

Jesus... someone needs to pass Wakeup a drink with some electrolytes. I'm sure he's just been losing a lot of fluids today from jizzing over having multiple threads about him, glorious him, posted. We can't have him getting all dehydrated.

D.G. I was doing the one two down all day yesterday, still trying to recover.

I can be fairly confident I will never have wakeup's jizz on my dick or in my mouth.

Halleleujay!

We fuck different va JJJ's

Lolz to this this thread. And you thought it would get any better. Originally Posted by Hottentot Venus

Thank you for your inspiration, pencil girl

I'm here to help

Again?!?

Holy Shit!!! WOW!!! ANOTHER thread about Wakeup?!? WHY?!?!?!?

You don't realize by now that all you are doing is giving him what he wants? He couldn't give less of a rat's ass if he lied or what you or anyone else thinks, just as long as people are writing about him and acknowledging him. Makes him feel important in here. YOU are doing nothing but feeding that need for him. You are probably his favorite person on this site by this point.

Another thing, I'm no "fan" of Wakeup by ANY stretch, but I can't imagine that ANYONE other than you gives the slightest bit of a shit if Wakeup lied about some girl calling herself "Caucasian" or not. Believe me, NO ONE else cares. Even the people that don't like Wakeup or shaking their heads at you by this point.

Holy Shit!!! WOW!!! ANOTHER thread about Wakeup?!? WHY?!?!?!?

You don't realize by now that all you are doing is giving him what he wants? He couldn't give less of a rat's ass if he lied or what you or anyone else thinks, just as long as people are writing about him and acknowledging him. Makes him feel important in here. YOU are doing nothing but feeding that need for him. You are probably his favorite person on this site by this point.

Another thing, I'm no "fan" of Wakeup by ANY stretch, but I can't imagine that ANYONE other than you gives the slightest bit of a shit if Wakeup lied about some girl calling herself "Caucasian" or not. Believe me, NO ONE else cares. Even the people that don't like Wakeup or shaking their heads at you by this point. Originally Posted by albundy

+1

Fuck.... I'm doing it too......