Am I the only 1?

Tards just need to learn to wash better...period. a shower is not going to take away the built up crap, goo, balljam (like toejam)....
Originally Posted by TryWeakly
Thank you! Somebody gets it!!!!

I would not have to supervise if they were already showering correctly at home on a normal bases. There would not be a sour smell after a shower if they were showering correctly.

Some are so in a rush to get to the activities that they'll only rinse and act like they've taken a thorough shower just cause they were standing in a tub. That don't fly w/me.
It's FREE! What's the rush?

Thank you TW!
Alcohol fixes EVERYTHING

Remember that

Put some on a baby wipe & clean his winky then stick some in your nose and go about your business Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
will it kill the smell of eggroll?
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Thank you! Somebody gets it!!!!

I would not have to supervise if they were already showering correctly at home on a normal bases. There would not be a sour smell after a shower if they were showering correctly.

Some are so in a rush to get to the activities that they'll only rinse and act like they've taken a thorough shower just cause they were standing in a tub. That don't fly w/me.
It's FREE! What's the rush?

Thank you TW! Originally Posted by Seeking ~P
I just cannot relate to not being clean in any way. This whole topic is weird. lol

will it kill the smell of eggroll? Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
It kills the curry smell ijs
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DAMMIT "OFS" !!! I keep seeing that f-ing picture every time I scroll down....Some things you can't un-see.......
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On a lighter note, it could be worse......

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It's still mind boggling to me that grown ass men have to be told to take a shower before sex. I thought shower avoidance happened to most of us back when we were in junior high.

I love watching Game Of Thrones. I know it's only acting, but I still have a hard time seeing men come off the battlefield stinking to high heaven and walk right into a brothel and wanna fuck. Way too nasty!
It's still mind boggling to me that grown ass men have to be told to take a shower before sex. Originally Posted by StopShort
^Same here.

However no one should take it personal as everyone gets
a supervised FREE shower with FREE soap with ~P
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At my outcall I wouldn't dream of trying to bear witness to a providers shower or bath when she arrives. Out of respect for her being an adult I'm sure she's aware of how to properly clean herself.

As a professional, I'm sorry I wouldn't need someone to supervise washing me. I think that's a bit intrusive.

For me this is a reason I do outcalls to my hotel. I like hot showers. They take a lot of energy out of me although they are relaxing. Take me a good while to dry off completely especially in hotels and incall that have no fan. It's imperative my date shows up at the time she's supposed to arrive and ready obviously. If I have to urinate I take another shower. But the convience is im ready and I don't need to wait.

So for outcalls is it fair to assume when a lady arrives she should be ready to fuck asap? If I set up an appointment with a lady and she said and told me she needed to take a shower I'd assume she was just coming from another appointment and dirty unless she came early. I mean who's vaJJ is going from sugar plums to shit in the mere short drive to a guys outcall?
You should treat him like a whore.....

....and pay him to leave.

. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
ok i'm both offended and amused!!!
lol
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You would think everyone would want a clean fresh start to their session?

Realistically a typical day would include coffee and bio breaks. No matter how well you wipe it's not the same as being washed... unless you have a bidet which is not common in America. Having mouthwas available south be great for both parties, I know after a few cups my coffee breath even bothers me (and gum doesn't make it better).

But also think of basic sanitation, do many germs/infection spread by touch which can lead to FIV/yeast infections. Guys can have similar infections which can be a source pungent private parts. Remember what can smell masculine to us can be a huge turnoff to her.

Simply put, common courtesy, common showers and rinse and spit... then go have fun!!

AJ
You would think everyone would want a clean fresh start to their session?

Realistically a typical day would include coffee and bio breaks. No matter how well you wipe it's not the same as being washed... unless you have a bidet which is not common in America. Having mouthwas available south be great for both parties, I know after a few cups my coffee breath even bothers me (and gum doesn't make it better).

But also think of basic sanitation, do many germs/infection spread by touch which can lead to FIV/yeast infections. Guys can have similar infections which can be a source pungent private parts. Remember what can smell masculine to us can be a huge turnoff to her.

Simply put, common courtesy, common showers and rinse and spit... then go have fun!!

AJ Originally Posted by ajlybj
Yep
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I get that some guys are filthy and nasty and I respect and understand every woman's right to run it like she needs to. Just saying if it was me and she was hanging out by the shower she would either have to get it in or be told politely to go sit down until I'm done. LOL homie dont play dat.
I've already made it clear
I will join in after you've scrubbed the crack and sack to my satisfaction.

I won't be having a seat nowhere outside of the bathroom because I'm supervising.
Home girl don't play that!