Whorenomics, The Answer To Why Rates Keep Increasing

eccieuser9500's Avatar
And you can keep expecting for the real Santa Clause to show up at your house. And the Easter bunny. And the tooth fairy.

I'll have the strawberry syrup, please.

Just keeping this entertaining
I've got the tooth fairy on speed dial...pfft.

Whipped cream on mine, please



Whatever a man's reason's are for hobbying, if he is happy to help me pay the bills via P4P, I'm happy to be his companion.

Whether other hobbyist agree with it or not, or want to believe that it doesn't happen (in a manner that they can understand) is irrelevant. That's not to say that I am not interested in knowing your opinions, but that your opinions don't dictate the existence of these hobbying scenarios, to which I am well-accustomed and appreciative of.
FOTD = Fuck On Timely Demand .....! LOL...

Anyways, I just sift through the lovelies ads that fall within my price range....

I won't contact the ones who are out of it. Makes it pretty easy.
citizen44's Avatar
Whether other hobbyist agree with it or not, or want to believe that it doesn't happen (in a manner that they can understand) is irrelevant. That's not to say that I am not interested in knowing your opinions, but that your opinions don't dictate the existence of these hobbying scenarios, to which I am well-accustomed and appreciative of. Originally Posted by YummyMarie
Did you have to go there? Trying to be all open minded and accepting of other peoples views and opinions? That's just low down dirty and mean. This is coed for crying out loud!!! Where the hell are the mods when we need a timely banning?
Harry Balzac's Avatar
Whipped cream on mine, please Originally Posted by YummyMarie
I'm thinking we need to meet. That post, plus the relative inelasticity of poon remark, won me over.

The problem OP cannot overcum is that this particular market is highly individualized...which you can look at in the aggregate but drawing inferences from the whole (hole?) and applying that to specific instances is doomed to fail.
citizen44's Avatar
I'm thinking we need to meet. That post, plus the relative inelasticity of poon remark, won me over. Originally Posted by Harry Balzac
If you actually carry through with that you'll be proving YM's mastery of Guerrilla Whore Marketing........but that's a thread for another day.....
Hah! The OP dost flatter me with accusations of awesomeness...

I approve of this threAD
NMEufdaST8's Avatar
What happens to your theory when you throw a pimp in the mix? (Fapbatter) Originally Posted by Slitlikr
My starting point for all things pimp:

http://pimpfeet.com/pimp-stories

"They assume a bitch is working 8 hours a day, 6 days a week and that you can some how take an average. In reality it doesn’t work like that. If you dog your bitches to the point where they’re fucking 8 guys a day, 6 days a week, they will burn out. When a bitch is working the street she’s in and out, fucks a trick for 2.5 minutes, takes her money and then leaves. Escorts stay for the entire hour and have to provide a certain level of quality service to their clients otherwise they get no repeat customers. 5 is normally the MAXIMUM an escort can see in one day on a regular basis without burning out. But if you have a bitch consistently seeing 5 tricks a day, that means you’re not charging enough. So instead of charging $200/hour, bump it up to $240/hour and have her see one less client, if a bitch can still get 5 clients a day at $240/hour, bump it up again until you find the perfect price model for that individual bitch."

No mention of Springer reruns.
Harry Balzac's Avatar
Dear OP,

Yeah, so you missed the point. Well done.
That pimp limiting his girl to 5 a day can easily prevent burnout via implementing pancake and waffle breaks...ijs...

"Dear Mr. Pimp,

Denny's is open 24/7 and offers it's $2/4/6 menu around the clock. Every other day, reward your girl with bacon and a slap on the ass...



Yummy"
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Like some providers on here, I pre-lube..... Originally Posted by citizen44
That's some funny shit right there.
I didn't know black market commodities followed the same rules as standard commodities. Someone needs to inform Five Families of this. Vito should divest his holdings.
Drealman832's Avatar
Doesn't this all come down to price elasticity, mainly?
Doesn't this all come down to price elasticity, mainly? Originally Posted by Drealman832
Nope. There is no price elasticity in this market. You either pay what the lady is asking or you don't get to see her. That's about as price inelastic as you can get.
*giggles*