"You've been told already:
Do your research and read the
rules on how this all works.
1. Providers hate whining and there will be an upcharge for your whining
2. There Is a extra upcharge for babysitting
3. There Is a upcharge to hold your hand
and guide you to the appt
and on how to do the appt safely
4. Know that soap and water are not dangerous
5. Showers are FREE around here
6. Wash your crack and sack 3 times
before the appt starts.