Review Analeese is a 5x No Show Flake

Mya, I don't get why race is so important to you. People are laughing at you because you try to sound smart and you clearly aren't. You're ghetto talk and looks are why every one fucks with you claiming to be VIP. Maybe if you type the same shit enough you'll actually convince everyone that it is about race and not how we've actually seen your face before you blurred it. Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

BABY!!! i am enjoying you alls company so much thats what you dont understand.

EVERYBODY = YOU, Lucas McCain, BML69, ANNA, Dorthy, Corona, and couple others who have chimed in here and there. (anyone want their name added to the list feel free to reply)

You guys are my only buddies around here And I still wish all of you the best no matter how much you disaagree/ IN DENIAL with what i have to say.

Trust and believe i'm far from down south, but i will visit again, i was thinking about crashing Collettes mardi gras party, but i probably wont make it most likely.

But i came back to reach out to the women who are frustrated with the cheap rates from 1995 and trying to pay 1k-1.5k rent making 150 per guy.

This life was not meant to be struggling. If half the providers who really not on shit would go get a job at McDonalds which is about as much as they can handle/ and johns who borrowing money to get laid would GTFO and go work on paying off their debt, get a second job or something hell, instead of taking it out on the providers, this place would be much better off.

ESPECIALLY the providers who suck... like they JADE the fuck out of guys and ruin them for the res of us QUALITY providers.
I'm sure the same happens with providers, they had excellent potential until some dumbass cheap ass guy came along and fucked her over, now she could give two fucks too and bout to say fuck being a provider on top of that!

Luckily besides the message boards, i have encountered nothing but gentlemen who made me feel adorable while we were together, even my one NO review, i never saw coming because he really was laughing and joking and telling me how pretty i was the entire session up to him leaving, last thing i heard was he would be back soon when he left... but turns out he was worried about how dark my skin was the entire time! LMMFAO

But one bad apple tends to spoil a whole bunch, but not the WHOLE bunch... ya get it? ya get it?

(bright side is Anna's threAD is really looking like it may be able to compete with my threAD that got over 400 replies!)

I love a good debate, Let's Go!

TL;DR

Anyway, back to the original topic of this post, the guy had his say and the provider had her say so not much really to talk about unless alien looking Mya wants to bump her old thread.

I'm beginning to think VIP is jelous of Analeese seeing how many guys still wanna see her after missing her X5 times, maybe she can teach VIP how to snap the kitty to keep them coming back? or maybe it's the bomb head game? She's got something you don't VIP

... She's got something you don't VIP Originally Posted by BLM69

Yeah, paying clients and all Yes reviews...

I'm beginning to think VIP is jelous of Analeese seeing how many guys still wanna see her after missing her X5 times, maybe she can teach VIP how to snap the kitty to keep them coming back? or maybe it's the bomb head game? She's got something you don't VIP Originally Posted by BLM69

Yeah, paying clients and all Yes reviews... Originally Posted by corona

You stuck Bish, I know it suck Bish



https://youtu.be/hKkQj9I7zk8?list=RDhKkQj9I7zk8

Why am I reminded of Cartman singing In the ghetto...

Why am I reminded of Cartman singing In the ghetto... Originally Posted by corona

Yep my Ghetto ass managed to get paid 500/hr++++
for the last 3 years I guess white men love 'Ghetto" black girls... must be all the big titties flashing around on Love n Hip Hop lmao

Enough with the hijack. BLM, Corona, Mya, Lucas - that's your warning. Take your circle jerk of insults elsewhere. We have a rainbow of insulting remarks/hijacks here. Don't earn points over it. And don't reply to explain, yourselves either. That's the same hijack in a different suit.

You stuck Bish, I know it suck Bish



https://youtu.be/hKkQj9I7zk8?list=RDhKkQj9I7zk8 Originally Posted by VIP Mya Michelle

Hey I like Cardi B....however she is ghetto like you ...but she is actually getting real shmoney..

Is that who you get your inspiration from, because that would explain your thoughts of yourself being so ghetto fabulous... You're like a real ghetto superstar around here...

You're BP Candy.... FOREVA

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wDaxmHJuFgA

Hey I like Cardi B....however she is ghetto like you ...but she is actually getting real shmoney..

Is that who you get your inspiration from, because that would explain your thoughts of yourself being so ghetto fabulous... You're like a real ghetto superstar around here...

You're BP Candy.... FOREVA

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wDaxmHJuFgA Originally Posted by Analeese

Girl did you check your email!!??!????? CHECK IT NOW! you might have a guy trying to bring you a hot $100!!!!!! MY BAD HOPEFULLY ITS A FULL HOUR FOR $160!!!!

Giiiiirrrrrllll that extra $60 go a long way down south!

Girl did you check your email!!??!????? CHECK IT NOW! you might have a guy trying to bring you a hot $100!!!!!! MY BAD $160!!!! Originally Posted by VIP Mya Michelle

Lol yes girl email checked... And I declined two appts...calling it a night....

The appt I had earlier was so much fun....he fucked me so good I'm good for the rest of the night...and guess what... I already have more PMs for more guys wanting this tight pussy and wonderful head I give so enthusiastically

Now I'm discussing porn with an awesome guy....wbo doesn't care about any of the things posted here about me.

And just so you know of course I value myself... But I also value my clients so it's important that I keep my rates reasonable... My clients work hard for their money...

Girl did you check your email!!??!????? CHECK IT NOW! you might have a guy trying to bring you a hot $100!!!!!! MY BAD HOPEFULLY ITS A FULL HOUR FOR $160!!!!

Giiiiirrrrrllll that extra $60 go a long way down south! Originally Posted by VIP Mya Michelle

Yes honey, you know the cost of living isn't as high here...

Never presume to know what's in my purse....

Don't worry about how I'm eating.... I'm well fed, can't you tell....

You base what you think providers are truly making and how active they are on reviews... Let's look at yours....like your last review... How does a guy from eccie have a session with you on 1/17 but didn't join until 1/19 ...do you have another mandle?

And your most amazing review is damn near 5 years old....you need some new stuff...

And just so you know of course I value myself... But I also value my clients so it's important that I keep my rates reasonable... My clients work hard for their money... Originally Posted by Analeese

PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU TO NOT MAKE THIS SO GAWD DAMN EASY!!!

THATS HOW MERCEDES, VERSACE, BENTLY, CHANEL, Dior. ...
Marc Jacobs. ...
Armani. ...
Dolce and Gabbana. ...
Prada. Marc joacobs ETC

YEP YEP YEP THATS HOW ALL THEM GOT TO WHERE THEY AT NOW!!! KEEP THEM PRICES REASONABLE!!!

BWWWWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Seriously though get with the program

there are like 5 fortune 500 companies in Dallas, I CAN PROMISE YOUR clients paying some bitch somewhere more than they paying you .. probably for Less at that ... pffffftttt

http://www.therichest.com/luxury/mos...ashion-brands/

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Prices in Dallas, Texas, United States
These data are based on 1803 entries in the past 18 months from 260 different contributors.
Last update: February, 2017

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Meal, Inexpensive Restaurant 12.00 $ 9.00-15.00
Meal for 2 People, Mid-range Restaurant, Three-course 50.00 $ 30.00-70.00
McMeal at McDonalds (or Equivalent Combo Meal) 7.00 $ 6.00-8.00
Domestic Beer (1 pint draught) 4.00 $ 3.00-5.00
Imported Beer (11.2 oz small bottle) 5.00 $ 3.00-7.00
Cappuccino (regular) 3.99 $ 3.00-5.00
Coke/Pepsi (11.2 oz small bottle) 1.79 $ 1.25-2.50
Water (11.2 oz small bottle) 1.30 $ 0.99-2.00
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Milk (regular), (1 gallon) 2.74 $ 1.99-3.25
Loaf of Fresh White Bread (1 lb) 1.98 $ 1.00-3.00
Rice (white), (1 lb) 1.48 $ 0.69-3.00
Eggs (12) 2.38 $ 1.85-4.00
Local Cheese (1 lb) 4.85 $ 3.00-7.00
Chicken Breasts (Boneless, Skinless), (1 lb) 3.80 $ 1.99-8.00
Beef Round (1 lb) (or Equivalent Back Leg Red Meat) 5.12 $ 2.34-8.00
Apples (1 lb) 1.30 $ 0.98-2.00
Banana (1 lb) 0.61 $ 0.42-1.00
Oranges (1 lb) 1.40 $ 0.99-3.00
Tomato (1 lb) 1.29 $ 0.97-2.25
Potato (1 lb) 0.79 $ 0.45-1.00
Onion (1 lb) 1.08 $ 0.99-1.29
Lettuce (1 head) 1.40 $ 0.97-2.00
Water (1.5 liter bottle) 1.76 $ 1.20-3.00
Bottle of Wine (Mid-Range) 10.00 $ 8.00-15.00
Domestic Beer (0.5 liter bottle) 1.62 $ 1.00-3.00
Imported Beer (11.2 oz small bottle) 1.56 $ 1.05-3.00
Pack of Cigarettes (Marlboro) 6.50 $ 5.50-8.00
Transportation [ Edit ] Avg.
One-way Ticket (Local Transport) 2.50 $ 2.50-5.00
Monthly Pass (Regular Price) 80.00 $ 80.00-80.00
Taxi Start (Normal Tariff) 2.25 $ 2.25-2.50
Taxi 1 mile (Normal Tariff) 2.45 $ 1.80-2.90
Taxi 1hour Waiting (Normal Tariff) 20.00 $ 18.00-30.00
Gasoline (1 gallon) 2.01 $ 1.82-2.20
Volkswagen Golf 1.4 90 KW Trendline (Or Equivalent New Car) 22,000.00 $ 18,619.00-23,165.00
Toyota Corolla 1.6l 97kW Comfort (Or Equivalent New Car) 17,783.64 $ 15,000.00-24,000.00
Utilities (Monthly) [ Edit ] Avg.
Basic (Electricity, Heating, Water, Garbage) for 915 sq ft Apartment 135.17 $ 64.05-200.00
1 min. of Prepaid Mobile Tariff Local (No Discounts or Plans) 0.12 $ 0.10-0.25
Internet (10 Mbps, Unlimited Data, Cable/ADSL) 49.11 $ 30.00-70.00
Sports And Leisure [ Edit ] Avg.
Fitness Club, Monthly Fee for 1 Adult 32.05 $ 15.00-60.00
Tennis Court Rent (1 Hour on Weekend) 14.38 $ 8.00-20.00
Cinema, International Release, 1 Seat 10.75 $ 9.00-12.00
Childcare [ Edit ] Avg.
Preschool (or Kindergarten), Private, Monthly for 1 Child 750.00 $
International Primary School, Yearly for 1 Child 18,000.00 $ 18,000.00-18,000.00
Clothing And Shoes [ Edit ] Avg.
1 Pair of Jeans (Levis 501 Or Similar) 40.61 $ 25.00-56.00
1 Summer Dress in a Chain Store (Zara, H&M, ...) 33.05 $ 15.00-60.00
1 Pair of Nike Running Shoes (Mid-Range) 73.79 $ 55.00-99.00
1 Pair of Men Leather Business Shoes 95.23 $ 65.00-130.00
Rent Per Month [ Edit ] Avg.
Apartment (1 bedroom) in City Centre 1,247.59 $ 800.00-1,600.00
Apartment (1 bedroom) Outside of Centre 867.52 $ 650.00-1,200.00
Apartment (3 bedrooms) in City Centre 2,111.63 $ 1,300.00-3,100.00
Apartment (3 bedrooms) Outside of Centre 1,425.10 $ 950.00-2,000.00
Buy Apartment Price [ Edit ] Avg.
Price per Square Feet to Buy Apartment in City Centre 204.18 $ 120.00-250.00
Price per Square Feet to Buy Apartment Outside of Centre 117.10 $ 74.40-170.00
Salaries And Financing [ Edit ] Avg.
Average Monthly Disposable Salary (Net After Tax) 3,756.21 $
Mortgage Interest Rate in Percentages (%), Yearly 3.81 3.25-4.50
Prices in Dallas, Texas, United States

LOOKS ABOUT THE SAME TO ME AS MANY OTHER MAJOR CITIES IN AMERICA AT THIS POINT GET WITH THE TIMES PEOPLE, AND YOU WONDER WHY HALF THE PROVIDERS CHARGING $100 COULD CARE LESS ABOUT YOUR $100 BUCKS, IT AINT GETTING THEM NOTHING BUT A MEAL AND HALF THEY PHONE BILL PAID, SHOUT I CAN GET A GUY TO SEND ME $100 OFF THE INTERNET THRU PAY PAL WITHOUT EVER MEETING THEM!

THEY STACKING THEY PAPER/ EATING GOOD/ LIVING GOOD, WHILE THEY CHEAT YOU OUT WHAT YOU DESERVE, 3,700 DISPOSABLE INCOME..

Enough with the hijack. BLM, Corona, Mya, Lucas - that's your warning. Take your circle jerk of insults elsewhere. We have a rainbow of insulting remarks/hijacks here. Don't earn points over it. And don't reply to explain, yourselves either. That's the same hijack in a different suit. Originally Posted by Duke of G

Look at my post #92. Kind of already knew the points threats were coming considering how off topic this thread is...and technically, this thread was done pages ago. Hence, the clusterfuck it has now become.