Asparagus

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Smell that? Ewwwww

I think it's rotten asparagus. Originally Posted by Kitty Bunny Fuck

naw... Ya just haven't washed the stank off the puss since yer last session yet.....

Did Claire speed dial ya to come quick and ya didn't take time to clean up after the last trick? You sure suck up to her...
Speaking of which btw can you please tell your boyfriend to come collect the article of clothing that he left at my place while you two were on your "break". I have been trying to get him to come collect these things before I throw them out.... Originally Posted by Daddys Girl ATX
I'm not Rachel and he's not Ross and this ain't an episode of Friends. If he saw you while we were on a break, then that's his mess to clean up. If you think I'm stupid enough to fall for your dirty tactics (cuz you certainly can't win fair and square, can ya?), think again.
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I..... If he saw you while we were on a break...... Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

Damn... Was he that big a fool to go back for more?
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naw... Ya just haven't washed the stank off the puss since yer last session yet.....

Did Claire speed dial ya to come quick and ya didn't take time to clean up after the last trick? You sure suck up to her... Originally Posted by Whispers
That's nasty, the way you think. You are delusional and sick in the head. Please Get help.
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That's nasty, the way you think. You are delusional and sick in the head. Please Get help. Originally Posted by Kitty Bunny Fuck
I do believe it is against a guideline to state such a thing.

However..... It's a known fact that the amount of jizz an old whore like you takes in session after session has the ability to affect the aroma between yer legs and it's not that far off of a guess that ya might be smellin yer own snatch....

I'm not too sure where ya are right now but a smelly snatch is a lot easier to believe is with ya than a plate of asparagus at this time of night....
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I do believe it is against a guideline to state such a thing.

However..... It's a known fact that the amount of jizz an old whore like you takes in session after session has the ability to affect the aroma between yer legs and it's not that far off of a guess that ya might be smellin yer own snatch....

I'm not too sure where ya are right now but a smelly snatch is a lot easier to believe is with ya than a plate of asparagus at this time of night.... Originally Posted by Whispers
Dilusional is When someone like your pathetic self believes something to be the exact opposite of what it actually is.
Such as when someone like yourself believes that women and gentleman on this board, whom you stalk and harass both in person and in cyberspace, thinks only about you and loves and longs to be with you or befriend you, that we value your opinion, when in actuality we all don't think anything other than you are a pathetic creep/jerk yeast infested troll with no life who obviously has a lot to learn in the way of making and maintaining healthy relationships online and in real life.

You are the perfect example of A TROLL who makes futile attempts to make the objects of your obsession hurt or demoralize them by calling them names like WHORE, OLD AND FAT because YOU are too ignorant to realize that people are not all like you and that people who are secure with themselves do not care about your opinions and see your actions as really really lame and pathetic.


Grow up. And please pull the moldy asparagus you dropped from last months dinner from under your flap.
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Cat fight
Well I for one would like to thank all who contributed here to my morning drama fest good read (especially the men with the memes)..and a special thanks to the lady who taught me the hard way to be strategic not emotional whilst posting - [name shall not be mentioned] (shout out girl whooo!)

Come on ladies-fuck this drama!

Also my .02 on the OP : Ive come to understand that the asperagus smell in pee only occurs if theres an infection or an ABUNDANCE of asperagus eaten...also heard that smell is only detected by certain people with a specific brain wiring. But hell i dont really know.
I do believe it is against a guideline to state such a thing.

However..... It's a known fact that the amount of jizz an old whore like you takes in session after session has the ability to affect the aroma between yer legs and it's not that far off of a guess that ya might be smellin yer own snatch....

I'm not too sure where ya are right now but a smelly snatch is a lot easier to believe is with ya than a plate of asparagus at this time of night.... Originally Posted by Whispers
Pity the gal who has to deal with the stench of this:

Flap cheese.
noun. A thick, cheese like, sebaceous sediment that gathers in the deep unwashed crevice found between the folds of an obese person's skin.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=flap%20cheese
Well I for one would like to thank all who contributed here to my morning drama fest good read (especially the men with the memes)..and a special thanks to the lady who taught me the hard way to be strategic not emotional whilst posting - [name shall not be mentioned] (shout out girl whooo!)

Come on ladies-fuck this drama!

Also my .02 on the OP : Ive come to understand that the asperagus smell in pee only occurs if theres an infection or an ABUNDANCE of asperagus eaten...also heard that smell is only detected by certain people with a specific brain wiring. But hell i dont really know. Originally Posted by GingerLyn Harte
Correct- I heard it is actually dependent on something in our noses. All asparagus pee smells but some people have the gene that let's you smell it and some don't. It doesn't have to do with infection but the way it gets digested...
Google says "Asparagus contains a sulphurous compound called mercaptan (which is also found in rotten eggs, onions and garlic). When your digestive system breaks down mercaptan, by-products are released that cause the strange smell."
You are delusional and sick in the head. Originally Posted by Kitty Bunny Fuck
You can take a page out of the Whispers posting play book to skirt forum guidelines: "You post like someone who has rectal-cranial inversion."
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I've got a great asparagus recipe if anyone's interested.
Breaking down compounds in asparagus that smell in your pee is genetic and not everyone produces the necessary enzyme. There is also research that says smelling the compound or not is also genetic. Kind of geeky yet interesting stuff.
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I've got a great asparagus recipe if anyone's interested. Originally Posted by Squarenot
Sure. I have started my workout regiment and would love it!

Breaking down compounds in asparagus that smell in your pee is genetic and not everyone produces the necessary enzyme. There is also research that says smelling the compound or not is also genetic. Kind of geeky yet interesting stuff. Originally Posted by Chief62
I appreciate you and your geekiness
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Sorry for the delay - I was busy posting a real ad...


"You have a choice: you can hang out in Six Flags - OR - you can upgrade your experience and take your ass to Disneyland, where everything tastes that much better, and the rides are sooooo much better"..." Originally Posted by Claire She Blows
it's probably been a while since you could afford to take the kids to Disneyland but don'tcha worry none..... the rides are the same old lame ass rides that have been there for years and years.....

When it comes to thrill rides and things being newer/fresher to experience Six Flags tends to outshine Disneyland.....

Kinda like the difference between Hopdoddys and McDonalds with your old whore skills being the McDonalds menu.....

You should stick to the Novely Act ads. you tend to shine as one of those "curiosity" things....

You did yourself a disservice with the Disneyland reference.