That IS funny, coming from you. Irony is awesome.
So let's see... The Cute Papi:
1) records his sessions
2) pulls the condom off (stealthing)
3) doesnt honor reviews
4) prefers QV sessions so he can do any/all of the above
5) has umpteen different handles to do any/all of the above
... what else am I missing?
Sorry gotta run, have an appointmebt with me dentist..then dermatologist.
Be back later to fill out the rest of the list.