Dallas you may wanna defend yourself

What's not to love? Heat, stifling humidity, traffic, lots of Katrina refugees, and the possibility of a chemical plant or oil refinery disaster every day of the week.
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Sounds a lot like Dallas, except for the Katrina refugees ... Houston took in over 200k people, DFW only about 60k people.
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As my pappy used to say. "If God was going to give Texas an enema, Houston is where he would stick it" Originally Posted by ivoryhammer
And he was correct. Dallas defending itself from Houston is like an Olympic sprinter being challenged to a race by the person in last place from the Special Olympics.
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  • BLM69
  • 06-30-2017, 09:27 AM
I read the first page and even locals recommend Dallas as being a better hobby city, Houston does suck
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Hey, we conceded that the lady would be better off in DFW.

There are several more here that we thinck should relocate to the Metroplex. We'd be willing to ship them north, in bulk.
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Comparing Houston to Dallas is like comparing hemorrhoids to anal fissures. Originally Posted by L.A.
The fissure is the worst for sure = Houston.
in the south you could do far worse than dallas - only austin's go us beat imo. economy that's going gangbusters, plenty of young pussy, mediocre-to-shitty food, good schools, real estate on fire...what's not to like?

edit: not to mention our world class amps
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in the south you could do far worse than dallas - only austin's go us beat imo. economy that's going gangbusters, plenty of young pussy, mediocre-to-shitty food, good schools, real estate on fire...what's not to like?

edit: not to mention our world class amps Originally Posted by darkwader
Good point - and Austin is the only place in the state I'd believe a hooker was actually in college (loosely referring to tu as a college).
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Be nice, not everyone can get into a good school.
Good point - and Austin is the only place in the state I'd believe a hooker was actually in college (loosely referring to tu as a college). Originally Posted by TheEccie214
Hey now. I have busted my ass for the last six years to get my degree. I know of two other providers who have been in college while I was working on my degree.

BS in Mechanical Engineering. No free passes for that, and my student loans are still high.

Thank goodness my oldest son got a full ride scholarship, or he'd be in the same loan situation as me.
God I hated Dynamics (Statics was ok) and Thermodynamics.

I'm impressed!
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Hey now. I have busted my ass for the last six years to get my degree. I know of two other providers who have been in college while I was working on my degree.

BS in Mechanical Engineering. No free passes for that, and my student loans are still high.

Thank goodness my oldest son got a full ride scholarship, or he'd be in the same loan situation as me. Originally Posted by tntangie
You're totally correct, no free passes for a BSME and you should be very proud of yourself. But...as stated before, I'm an Aggie thus I actually believe dings against tu are a requirement of all Aggies. Hope you get a great job and your career flourishes - you've certainly earned a seat at the table.
Thanks so much!

I'm working on it. My kids played a prank on me and now I have to wait a few weeks to pass a test to get a job. It really pissed me off.
Teenagers are way worse to deal with than infants or toddlers. I wish they were small again and I was young again. But hopefully this stage of trouble will be over again soon.
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There are positives and negatives for each city.

Dallas has a lot of really great providers. The providers in Dallas range from smokin' hot to BBW to MILF types. Also, more traveling providers visit Dallas compared to Houston.

Houston does have providers - although most of them appear to be more ghetto/BP types. You can still find quality providers in Houston it just takes more time to find them.
back to OPs point: someone should tell her she needs to stay near a large body of water and dallas doesnt qualify.