BoB? What's YoUr Name for it?

I think mine believes its name is 'C'mon!'

"C'mon, don't do this to me!"
"C'mon, don't you see how gorgeous she is?"
"C'mon, not again!"
"C'mon, please, just one more time..."

I could go on. Originally Posted by FLReWrite

If he calls it wakeup it must be a really big prick. Originally Posted by The2Dogs

Gold Bullion

I think mine believes its name is 'C'mon!'

"C'mon, don't do this to me!"
"C'mon, don't you see how gorgeous she is?"
"C'mon, not again!"
"C'mon, please, just one more time..."

I could go on. Originally Posted by FLReWrite

This is hilarious

I think mine believes its name is 'C'mon!'

"C'mon, don't do this to me!"
"C'mon, don't you see how gorgeous she is?"
"C'mon, not again!"
"C'mon, please, just one more time..."

I could go on. Originally Posted by FLReWrite

That is funny stuff right there!

I think mine believes its name is 'C'mon!'

"C'mon, don't do this to me!"
"C'mon, don't you see how gorgeous she is?"
"C'mon, not again!"
"C'mon, please, just one more time..."

I could go on. Originally Posted by FLReWrite

Ex girlfriend and I were in bed post coitus when she begins to scratch my abdomen in that nonchalant sort of way. I twitch. She giggles. She does it again deliberately. I squirm. Being the smart ass, sharp witted, sarcastic, sick fuck I am I tell her to stop tickling me there and just "tickle my Elmo."

Boom. It stuck. From then on we had a great way to refer to him around her kids. Even around polite company. Every commercial, image or innocent reference to Elmo brought a wry smile to our faces.

Now? He has no name. He shall remain nameless. Deep undercover. Unless you have his two closest friends under pressure, you will never know. Not even I know. I don't want to know. That's how sensitive his friends are about compromising his identity.

If you get a hold of just one of his confidants though, you can squeese the intelligence out of all three. Apparently it's highly classified Top Secret shit and all. I can't get into it right now. Just the thought of the force it would take makes me weep.

Bob = Battery Operated Boyfriend!

I call mine Buckwheat, have since high school, really dating myself but it's from the Little Rascals,

I have other high school buddies that call theirs, Nelson and Lester the Molester.

Just My Hard Cock .......
That's It !!!

Depending on the time of day, I may call it breakfast, lunch, or dinner!

Mine is The pink Clencher or Wet Wet......but guys call her Gawd Damn Originally Posted by Amberance

Wet wet it's about right! Extra sheets in hand for when we get at it right girl?!?

Bob is good. But I spell it backwards just to be different.

Bob is oNLy good when...
I ditch both B's and keep all the O's
~ just saying

If he calls it wakeup it must be a really big prick. Originally Posted by The2Dogs

and yet your in the middle of it........

and yet you're in the middle of it........ Originally Posted by Tony Gambino

FTFY