who will be .. the 2017 DOTY!?!?!?!!!!

Will assup, in his quest for his "Drive for Five" (DOTY awards, that is!) ... Originally Posted by Rey Lengua

When the Steelers were going for their Fifth Super Bowl, our motto was "one for the thumb"...




Now try to imagine what assup would look like if we gave him a DOTY ring each time he won...

Excellent point, speedy!

We need more diversity in the candidate pool! I mean, we wouldn't stand for nothing but libtards on the Supreme Court, right? So surely we cannot allow only libtards to be nominated for our beloved DOTY poll!

With that in mind, Sissy Chap wants to add the following homies to our list of DOTY nominees:

I'm not sure who he means by "all the other Twitler lovers" - but I imagine he would include the poll sponsor, Waco Kid, in this mix. Waco is too smart to nominate himself - one year Cute Old Guy did that (nominated himself) in the interests of fairness, and the libtards wouldn't shut up about it!

So there you have it, folks - a whole slate of non-libtard candidates, courtesy of Shit-stainzee... now let's get on with it! Originally Posted by lustylad

lol. Good post!!

Excellent point, speedy!

We need more diversity in the candidate pool! I mean, we wouldn't stand for nothing but libtards on the Supreme Court, right? So surely we cannot allow only libtards to be nominated for our beloved DOTY poll!

With that in mind, Sissy Chap wants to add the following homies to our list of DOTY nominees:



I'm not sure who he means by "all the other Twitler lovers" - but I imagine he would include the poll sponsor, Waco Kid, in this mix. Waco is too smart to nominate himself - one year Cute Old Guy did that (nominated himself) in the interests of fairness, and the libtards wouldn't shut up about it!

So there you have it, folks - a whole slate of non-libtard candidates, courtesy of Shit-stainzee... now let's get on with it! Originally Posted by lustylad

I will nominate myself .. under one condition .. Assup acknowledges this poll as THE OFFICIAL 2017 dipshit poll.

bahahahahaaaa

Respectfully, I would like to introduce into evidence the following two exhibits in support of assup's candidacy:

Exhibit I - "It Takes a Pig to Spam Like This!"

https://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2171145


Exhibit II - "Asswipe Breaks Guinness Book of Records For Most Eccie Spam Posts In a Single Day!!!"

https://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2177399

222 spam posts within a 24-hour period! That's why we call him the "triple deuce", er... I mean "triple douche" candidate!

Congratulations LLiarMan!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

I will nominate myself .. under one condition .. Assup acknowledges this poll as THE OFFICIAL 2017 dipshit poll.

bahahahahaaaa Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid

Congratulations LLiarMan!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

So .. ARE YOU IN?

Is this THE 2017 DIPSHIT poll???

just say so .. and i'll nominate myself. and to sweeten the game ... if i lose er .. win .. i'll never post in this, my forum, again. all u gotta do .. is agree THIS IS THE 2017 DIPSHIT POLL

just remember .. unless u are a dead democrat in Chitown .. you only vote once in this election

bahahahaha ARE U "ALL IN"??

Congratulations LLiarMan!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

INFECTED BY
SPAMOIDS™

You an ignint redneck, ain’t ya?

Make sure you invite our 2017 DOTY to the party.

Congratulations, btw, LLiarMan,

You an ignint redneck, ain’t ya?

Make sure you invite our 2017 DOTY to the party.

Congratulations, btw, LLiarMan, Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Well. i see you DECLINE, yeah?


bahahahaaaaaaaaa

YOU .. WILL .. BE .. 2017 DIPSHIT!!!!




bahahahaaaaaaaaaa

YES! it is time to vote! who will the nominees be? let's get the process started eh?

i nominate these worthy dipshits

Luke_Wyatt - currently banned, the reigning DIPSHIT
Yssup_Rider - the all-time champ! can he win it again??
WTF - who is the bigger dipshit.. WTF or Assup??
SpeedRacerXXX - is speedy a dark-horse doty winner??
Sistine_Chapel - so fake he's gotta be a white gay twink
Munchmasterman - because no one likes a drunk yelling

there are a few on the fringe like MT Pockets and Fligthr65 but they are just occasional nuisances.

SO LET'S NOMINATE SOME DIPSHITS!!!!!!!!


Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid

Doesn't sistine pass " herself " off as the WORLD's ( or at least Houston's ) PREMIER BOTTOM " MAN " !?!?

WHAT YA GONNA DO .. WHAT YA GONNA DO ... WHEN WE ALL VOTE FOR YOU?

BAHAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAA



THE FIX IS IN ... ASSUP WILL WIN!!! Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid

" Early and often " like the shrilLIARy lover's in this forum did And STILL do ! The legacy of box 13 lives on !!!! So where's the poll to vote ???? Are " absentee " ( cemetery ) voters STILL allowed to cast their ballots in this poll like the libs do in all other elections ????? Can my south American " cousins, who are visiting, also vote ???? Or do they have to be " certified " illegals from ME-HI-Co ??? What's the rules here ?!?!?!?!?

oh .. he'll win arighty .. it's in the bag, man!!!

bahahahahahaaaa Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid

EUNUCHS like assup always dream about having " bags " !

A last minute surge for DOTY by WTF.

Too little too late. Originally Posted by TheDaliLama

He's like the Bernie followers still believing they have a chance !

WHAT YA GONNA DO .. WHAT YA GONNA DO ... WHEN WE ALL VOTE FOR YOU?

BAHAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAA



THE FIX IS IN ... ASSUP WILL WIN!!! Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid

Did he rig the " primary " like shrilLIARy did ????? Is WTF and the rest of the reach-around crew his " BERNIE " ???? Mebbe Charlie Rose can interview them like he " interviewed " the women that were staffers on his show !!!!

Respectfully, I would like to introduce into evidence the following two exhibits in support of assup's candidacy:

Exhibit I - "It Takes a Pig to Spam Like This!"

https://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2171145


Exhibit II - "Asswipe Breaks Guinness Book of Records For Most Eccie Spam Posts In a Single Day!!!"

https://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2177399

222 spam posts within a 24-hour period! That's why we call him the "triple deuce", er... I mean "triple douche" candidate! Originally Posted by lustylad

HE may be " triple douche " but let us all not forget that assup's THE 4 TIME DOTY WINNER !!!