Encounter: Wow.....just wow.

Well this is something !!! Originally Posted by Capt. Hooker

i've heard that before

Fuck....wow....unbelievable... .fuck...I NEVER run into anyone, anywhere.

Fuck....wow....unbelievable... .fuck...I NEVER run into anyone, anywhere. Originally Posted by cale1964

Apparently, that is because you are not using your imagination.

She never left her wing of the mansion today.
Just a couple of texts saying she was busy with work....
I suppose if she doesn't say something soon.... I'll help her out.
Originally Posted by Paulie Rockstar

Does the best man get a freebie ?

I'll ask him if he wants one....

Apparently, that is because you are not using your imagination. Originally Posted by Taskmaster

Amen

So anything new to report?

There's more to love, everytime I see her...

So anything new to report? Originally Posted by ben dover

does this July eXXXtrememely Hot joke fit the bill
edited a bit ta fit in Better



A man was cheating on prego squeeze toy
One day when out with yet another slutty whore.

The play was exhausting and both fell asleep
Awaking many hours later he threw on his clothes

he told the hooker take my shoes outside and rub them in
grass and dirt

Mystified she did so nonetheless
ah forgetting to put anything on
(the hood reaction is another story, but most will heal from cutting their lawn mishaps)
anyways

walks in ta home and prego live in acting wife like
asks WHERE THE FUCK YOU BEEN


Darling I can't lie to you
was out fucking hookers without you again
and well it was so good we fell asleep

she looks down at shoes and said
you lying bastard
you've been playing golf .again



going to strip club for a root beer. only 3 all late 2 more 11:30 as leaving was so worth the trip ta read the jokes in that rag

Been trying to contact her...she is ellusive...

try and get house mates tee time ^^^^^^ for starters
seems tee time = golf widow playtime

So anything new to report? Originally Posted by ben dover

There's more to love, everytime I see her... Originally Posted by Notuagain

watch my avatards for the latest.....

She is usually quietly reserved and even keeled.... but the latest review brought about a barrage of inquiries.... most of them being of the "Hey" or "You available?" or "Rates?" variety that brought out the worst in her. She wouldn't share anything more specific than that.... but she did say she sent back a few nasty replies.... And then she regretted it because she hasn't had an ad up since last year and new guys really don't know her screening process etc.

I told her to forget about it told her to fuck all of them fuckers.... Then she berated me for being so infuckingsensitive…

I'm just chalking it up to her whoremoans being all out of kilter... and going out and playing another nine....

So Paulie, going golfing anytime soon.....

So Paulie, going golfing anytime soon..... Originally Posted by lilylivered

....if you guys were worth a shit y'all would be paying for his golf............buy him a membership or two

....if you guys were worth a shit y'all would be paying for his golf............buy him a membership or two Originally Posted by 57fubar

how much did Paulie girl pay you for that?



Bit those that want to see or see her again should help ahem keep him happy n away

not me however, and he still owes me a root beer or 5 ones ta blow on strippers

So if looking for a night time met, when I collect would be a good night. just sayin