Trying to get back out there

Hey all you perverts!

I’ve been out of the game, but ready to emerge after a long surgical recovery. Problem is with a fucking global pandemic going on the kids are at home, the boss is at home and it’s difficult to find a good reason to disappear for a couple hours whilst I enjoy the finer things, if you catch my drift. Any suggestions for why I would disappear for a while and need to shower when I got home?

Go to Home Depot or Lowes for shopping and shower while you're there. I buy a lot of tools. LOL

Do you fish? Some guys will fish for hours. You could have your fun and then drop a line in somewhere. When you return, you stink from fishing, so you get cleaned up. Then get on here and tell of the one that didn't get away.

Take a juco class, or library class. Join a sports group. Dr appts, lunch with boss or colleague.long walk at prk



QUOTE=FrankieP;1062057274]Hey all you perverts!

I’ve been out of the game, but ready to emerge after a long surgical recovery. Problem is with a fucking global pandemic going on the kids are at home, the boss is at home and it’s difficult to find a good reason to disappear for a couple hours whilst I enjoy the finer things, if you catch my drift. Any suggestions for why I would disappear for a while and need to shower when I got home?[/QUOTE]

i hope the recovery is going well!!

Go fishing! Lol best answer!

I have a gent that told his wife he was going for a drive in the country to pick blackberries

He came to see me

Then I sent him home with a bag of blackberries... I roughed end up a bit to look realistic lol

Welcome back Enjoy!!

I have a shower to use before after & if you like in between 😁I'd even follow Dallas's Radiance and go get you some berries to take back 😁 mushroom hunting, decompression time @ the lake , idea shopping for an upcoming event which calls for a wife gift 😂

i just say i'm heading out to get a nudie massage and sweet release and my wife looks over the couch and laughs and says 'you're funny honey.....have fun'...

then i go get a nudie massage and sweet release like the nudie junkie i am...

just gotta make sure its an unscented one

Welcome Back!!

Golfing with the boys could be a good excuse? But Welcome back love, have fun & be safe! <3

I have a shower to use before after & if you like in between 😁I'd even follow Dallas's Radiance and go get you some berries to take back 😁 mushroom hunting, decompression time @ the lake , idea shopping for an upcoming event which calls for a wife gift 😂 Originally Posted by yourdesire

I like the in-between part🤣🤣🤣

i just say i'm heading out to get a nudie massage and sweet release and my wife looks over the couch and laughs and says 'you're funny honey.....have fun'...

then i go get a nudie massage and sweet release like the nudie junkie i am...

just gotta make sure its an unscented one Originally Posted by hornyoldtoad

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Go shopping and bring her something back

Sure. Go shopping. Using a shower afterwards is good practice. Wear a mask in the stor and leave your shoes outside.