Have you been fucked out of doing anything you wanted to do by this fake coronavirus hysteria

Next Best Thing's Avatar
And the party rages on 😂 😎 Originally Posted by Willie Wanker
Yes.
JONBALLS's Avatar
How many will be fucked out of living because of this real coronavirus?


If the CDC issued a mandate/warning saying "DO NOT point a loaded gun at your right eye and pull the trigger" a lot of members of this board would do it simply because they were told/advised not to.

I could name names but it's not too difficult to figure out who would say "fuck that warning". Originally Posted by woodywouldpekher
Hahaha ha

Holey shit that's funny woosie

You should loosen that strap a little

Seems like your sucking in too much of your own carbon dioxide . Not healthy my friend
JONBALLS's Avatar
I dont remember a better opportunity to totally be able to screen out the opposite sex

You go in any store and you immediately have a conversation opener with any mask less female that you know is already holding at least one of your values


Just scold her, HEY, where the HELL , is your MASK?


YOUR trying to fickinh kill me ? Aren't you
The only thing is you can do is tongue/pussy lick under the mask without the female being offended ! She will not see it !
Willie Wanker's Avatar
Overall, a good time had by all. A couple small fires, but no major damages, and no one added to "Member You Miss" .
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[QUOTE=Paulie Rockstar;1062557649][QUOTE=Gdubya110;1062557107]


Actually..... WW got it right,
In fact, if it's possible.... dubs didn't just get it wrong.... he got it EXACTLY wrong..... Originally Posted by brasil
Actually, Brasíl was right. Paulie was completely wrong. More wrong than John Wayne Gacy on a Cub Scout Camping trip.
Oh Dublin.....
what's with the scout fantasy?
roo you shoot off your yap about never responding again all the time - it's a go-to move similar to your bleating like a sheep and using words like "we" and "us" like a 14 year old girl trying to convince herself that she's normal enough to have friends. Originally Posted by Next Best Thing

Speaking of which NBT, I keep wondering when this generous "treat" from ole roo is going into effect:

One month, boyz. Then I'm outta this shithole. And I promise I will stop hassling you all.

Until then....

You simps are getting more desperate and fucking insane by the damn minute.

I keep thinckin "it can't get worse." But it does. It does.

Rainman for president. Or at least moderator.

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. Originally Posted by rooster

The coronavirus is far from fake. Gotta wonder about this treat though!
Gdubya110's Avatar
Oh Dublin.....
what's with the scout fantasy? Originally Posted by Paulie Rockstar
I heard you’re a sucker for a man in uniform.
I guess the only information you get on EVERY subject is either bad information.... or on a good day.... misinformation..... so there's that....
You need a better source than woodrow....

and you still didn't answer about your scout fantasy....
I can wait.....
Gdubya110's Avatar
I guess the only information you get on EVERY subject is either bad information.... or on a good day.... misinformation..... so there's that....
You need a better source than woodrow....

and you still didn't answer about your scout fantasy....
I can wait..... Originally Posted by Paulie Rockstar
Right back at you. I quit the Bubblegum/Glue horseshit in second grade, but it looks like you’re working hard to bring it back. Try coming back with something of substance, instead of just using BOLD!
rooster's Avatar
This is interesting. This started out by you making what I believed to be a light hearted Tucker tease. I joked back with you for a few posts and everything seemed cool.
Then out of nowhere you replied to my post to GW to dress me down and call me a dope. But, it's guys like me that aren't tolerant and think we know everything? Our disagreements don't have to sink that low, but when you make it personal, then this is where we end up.
We disagree on a lot of stuff, but I've always tried to be cordial with you regardless. There are other members that have no problem throwing around personal insults at go (see GW's replies to me ), I expect that, but wasn't expecting it from you. Originally Posted by Willie Wanker
I will give you most of this. Especially the point about how you have been cordial. Your original statement about federal grants was just plain dumb, though, sorry. But I apologize.

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Willie Wanker's Avatar
I will give you most of this. Especially the point about how you have been cordial. Your original statement about federal grants was just plain dumb, though, sorry. But I apologize.

. Originally Posted by rooster
No worries.
I felt the same about yours, so lets just call it even and move past it.
We do much better discussing music anyway. 👍
rooster's Avatar
Speaking of which NBT, I keep wondering when this generous "treat" from ole roo is going into effect:




The coronavirus is far from fake. Gotta wonder about this treat though! Originally Posted by woodywouldpekher
This likely won't make a lot of sense as I cannot copy the quote peckerhead made of me but....the "outta here" comment was meant in regards to moving out of the area. I no longer live in Upset.

Still....you have a point. I should stop letting you cucks live in my head, fer sure. So...I'll try to live up to the other part of the "treat." Cuz few of you are worth the slightest bit of my time. I'm sure you're not bad folks in a one-on-one. But on here....yer almost as annoying as I am.

But peckerhead...gotta be said...I used to thinck you had it together. Enjoyed your stuff. But you're the CBJ of Upset. And you cant take a punch. Disappointing. Points accepted.

But speakin o' threats...the one 'bout nbt was not one. Twas a promise. I may not be able to resist goin off once in awhile yet when one of the rest of you sez somethin stoopid...but not when that "patriot" does any longer. I'm truly done.

He never said anything worse than his post about his recent fuck-over of a workin gal....which he justified as some kind of bizarre fucking protest of a policy created by her boss. He stiffed her on part of her tip and left her a "note"....rather than act like a man and go directly to the people that call the shots.

And....none of the rest of you even reacted. Whew. I know it's a hook board, but still....ain't none of you ever worked that job? Or have any of your kids worked it?

Idiots like me and woody and stewie and nbt deserve what we get on here.

But a waitress in a restaurant who is doing her job doesn't deserve what he did.

She is no doubt used to cheapskates fucking her over all the time. But his rationale was absurd. And blatantly unfair to her. Fuck that.

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There's no use talking to a guy who is so high on himself that he can't see whats around him. He's just going to come back, and keep coming back, and keep screwing over waitresses, and he's going to be that customer that nobody wants to deal with for probably the rest of his life. People will scoff at him and say, "stuck in his ways". Bitter man who thinks he knows everything, but in reality everyone looks at each other when he walks out the door and raises an eyebrow to their partner as if to say, "... wow, what's up with him? Screw that guy".

He will die old and bitter. The waitress will move onto hopefully a better job.

What he did is done, there isn't any point in trying to tell him what he did was fucked up if he doesn't see HOW fucked up what he did already was.

You can bring a horse to water - you can teach a man to fish. But you can't teach an old dog new tricks.