put yourself on blast for doing something totally idiotic..

title is self-explanatory

so relevant backstory. i have an MS in microbiology. part of why i'm a complete idiot and have no excuse..

so my hoa bought defective sprinklers which spray water like they're on a mission to use up all of h-town's water..

course that bred mold all over the complex, killed all my plants, and got in my hvac. so mold lawsuit pending.

i'm doing my own micro for the suit. so i ordered the basic lab equip i need. went to make up my agar plates.

now doing these plates should be done with sterile technique, but it's more technical than i care to do. plus, if a plate gets contaminated by toxic mold, that actually helps my case, so it's fine.

so, i prepare the hot liquid agar and pour the plates. next day they look pretty good. a couple plates have bacterial contaminants, which really doesn't matter because once the molds culture, they eat up all the bacteria. yumm.

so i read in a technical manual that it's a good idea to sterilize the plates in an autoclave after prep, which is steam under pressure. hits like 121C at like 5atm. ( hot and high pressure like a pressure cooker.)

so i figure that if they can survive an autoclave, course they should be fine at 100C and 1atm. (boiling point of water not under pressure.) set a timer for 30 minutes.

open up the oven after the timer rings. i look inside. all the Petri dishes have either partially or totally melted. i was like, great job px!

so i go online to find out what the melting point of a petri dish is. 80C! well done px, you clown..

out of 25 plates that were fully usable before their oven adventure, i was able to salvage like 4. what a frickin genius i am..

so eccie peeps, let's hear your stories of when you were a birdbrain and celebrate the grand heights of pure idiocy like i did..

so eccie peeps, l

i put a 10.00 deposit for an outcall by a LC hot ebony. well, allegedly a hot ebony..

when she asked for another 20 deposit, i told her to enjoy a milkshake and fries with the 10.00, and then i blocked "her"..

actually, she started at 25, and i said, don't do deposits.

she dropped it to 20, and i said fuck no luv. i'll give you a 20 deposit if and when you sit your hot ebony ass down on my fat white dick..

so then she said 15 deposit. and i said, if i give you a 15 deposit for an outcall and you go mia, the guys will never let it down..

so i said, how bout a 10 deposit, and we keep this shit between ourselves. and she said sure..

the rest, as they say, is fucking history..

so yup, im a perfect candidate for this thread. sorta. minus a couple loose screws. sorry..

unfortunately, under our new inflation-fighting president, i was unable to recommend that "she" buy a dozen eggs with her ill-gotten gains. no damn way to get that for 10 greenbacks or less..

You should post her info.

You should post her info. Originally Posted by DoubleEagle

here you go sir. super scam right here..

when she said no "polices", i thought she might be legit. alas, that is not the case..

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ston/183704477

This was during Covid. I am horny and locked up looking up ads online. Found this ad the chick appealed to me contacted her she said her incall is in Alvin. I am nearby so I drove down there this place is in middle of nowhere. Common sense said to turn back but when junior is up you do illogical stuff. Luckily my phone is still working after few texts back and forth find the place its an old house but not too shabby. I enter the driveway and she tells me to come behind the house. I follow the instructions and see a trailer. Her incall is the trailer! I hesitate but march ahead. Go inside the trailer, the good part she is real and look’s decent, the bad part there is bed but really thin comforter on top. We undress and she is riding me good chemistry and then all of sudden I hear all these people in trucks and car in front of trailer honking full tilt. I panicked she hops off and says she has to go. I am terrified thinking I am going to get killed, it’s her boyfriend and I am dead. She exits the trailer and this whole gang of people leave. I am all alone in her trailer totally scared.

I quickly dress up leave the trailer and drive away as fast I can. After all these years I still don’t know what was that!! 😮💨 I am just glad I escaped the ordeal without any harm. Also never go inside a trailer rule 😂😂

You have her details? Sounds like a fun time and a way to increase my circulation.

You have her details? Sounds like a fun time and a way to increase my circulation. Originally Posted by Michael8219

Circulation, he says,

fun, he says.
Living on the edge must be a fetish.
He sounds like a adrenaline junkie and that's ok. No judgement.......
Roleplay is fun

We undress and she is riding me good chemistry and then all of sudden I hear all these people in trucks and car in front of trailer honking full tilt. I panicked she hops off and says she has to go. I am terrified thinking I am going to get killed, it’s her boyfriend and I am dead. She exits the trailer and this whole gang of people leave. I am all alone in her trailer totally scared.

I quickly dress up leave the trailer and drive away as fast I can.😂 Originally Posted by techiehou

But did you finish yourself?

Dude 😂😂😂

You have her details? Sounds like a fun time and a way to increase my circulation. Originally Posted by Michael8219

I don’t have her contact neither have I seen her ads so she is probably retired.

I don't call it idiotic event but something different
long back I went to Austin and decided to go to provider, find someone from LC. went to her but due to some reason had to leave in five min. I did pay her though. but she was pissed off. on my way out she said she is from Houston. hence i said text me when you in Houston.



After few week I got text from her. And for some reason we got very good friend. I meet her for five year after that (I stop meeting any provider). help her move her apartment, teach her driving, friends with benefit. she even tell me many time not to pay her as she regard me as good friend.



then one day she text me said she is moving to FL and never hear from her after that, no reply from text, no email, reply at any time nothing.....



She was beautiful, young, good heart just stuck in some hard time that is all.

^^she sounds more like the one who got away..