let's hear about weird kinky shit that turns you on..

ok, well if i'm asking you to divulge your secret kinks, i can't exactly play the wallflower, right..

so one thing that is some weird kinky shit that turns me on is when a cutie wit' a booty has some white yoga pants on that are so tight and/or whet that you can see her starfish from the back. i have no idea why i find that hawt, but it qualifies as some weird kinky shit that turns me on, so is a decent example of what i'm looking for in this thread..

btw, shyness isn't actually a thing..

"either do kinky, or do not. there is no shy." Master Yoda..
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"either do kinky, or do not. there is no shy." Master Yoda.. Originally Posted by pxmcc
Haha!

My list:

1. I really like it when men are into butt play on them. It's *super* exciting if like they like to be pegged.
2. I've recently been more and more into tuckus lingus (giving)
3. I like it when men wear women's panties
4. I have a ton more kinks, lol. Pretty garden variety, though. (bdsm/bondage stuff)
5. I'm into Hentai/tentacle porn/kitty girl porn
6. My last big fantasy that I've yet to ever experience is having 5 men at once (like a gb.)

If you want to know more, come see me and we can chat.
1. Facesitting by huge round asses. Breath play.
2. Strap on sex
3. Facesitting and farting
4. DATO
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You talking weird? I haven't done this but I've considered it. I want to have a someone wipe me after #2. I know of at least 1 gal willing to do so. Not sure what it'll take for me to pull the trigger, if I ever even will.

Stranger creampies and mixing juices. I don't engage in BBFS at all but if I did, I would absolutely creampie strange women on LC in a row without cleaning between. I'd try to make sure I have 1 girl's smell and dried fluids on me when I fuck the other. But I'm sure other men have done the same and the girls who would let me fuck them without knowing if I'm clean first....yuck. I don't do BBFS. This one never happens unless I get terminal cancer and 1 month left to live.

Also like disinterest, like a woman using her phone or watching TV or reading a book while I fuck her. Bonus if she has a conversation during the sex. I've had providers do this and found myself unexpectedly turned on instead of pissed.

Some exhibitionism kinks too. I don't mind being watched.

I've also been exploring butt play with providers recently. I don't think I'll ever do pegging but prostate massages are something I've tried a bit + I've been rimmed a few times and definitely want to incorporate that in more ways. Maybe rimming while getting head or rimming during sex. Getting rimmed and sucked all while eating pussy.

Finally, I like the idea of a woman forcing me to finish in her when I don't want to. Like I try to pull out but she wraps her legs tight and doesn't let me or a heavier woman is riding me and when I tell her to hop off so I can pull out, she just sits and doesn't let me.

This was all more fun to think about than I expected. Thanks for asking!