THE: Ya Can't Make This Shit Up Repository

The Democrats have made it harder for Americans to get through TSA than they made it for illegals to get through our border.

Think about that.

Democrats won’t fund DHS/TSA until it’s clear ICE agents won’t show up at polling places to stop illegal aliens from voting.

They might as well announce they’re cheating with a bullhorn.

Democrats won’t fund DHS/TSA until it’s clear ICE agents won’t show up at polling places to stop illegal aliens from voting.

They might as well announce they’re cheating with a bullhorn. Originally Posted by Flair4Drama

I give you 10K if you can find with proof 1 illegal that has voted in federal election in your area in the past 20 years!

I give you 10K if you can find with proof 1 illegal that has voted in federal election in your area in the past 20 years! Originally Posted by Clit Eastwood

10K for only 1? In the past 20 years? You sure you wanna put that offer on the table? Care to double that to 20K if I find you 2? Please tell me you’re not making this shit up?!?

Cause this right here is easy f’ing money.



And no, I’m not accepting a personal check. Cashier’s check only.

But first, please define “your area” to make my job easier and so there’s no argument going forward.

Oops

But first, please define “your area” to make my job easier and so there’s no argument going forward. Originally Posted by FBSMLUVR

I give you 10K if you can find with proof 1 illegal that has voted in federal election in your area in the past 20 years! Originally Posted by Clit Eastwood

make it each so he can buy

Cause this right here is easy f’ing money. Originally Posted by FBSMLUVR

Clit will just "shop city" the money to you....

Meanwhile.....
ICE agents show up at airports, and suddenly TSA wait times in Minneapolis drop to less than five minutes!
Called it!

[QUOTE=FBSMLUVR;1064027494]And no, I’m not accepting a personal check. Cashier’s check only.[QUOTE]


Pretty sure you can stop payment on a cashier's check too. Cash is king.

You know what's interesting, Hispanic voters vote Republican more than they vote Democrat. So statistically speaking, illegal Hispanic would vote Republican! But the real point here and any idiot would understand that it is exceedingly hard for an immigrant to vote and nearly impossible for an illegal immigrant to do so!


Since critical thinking is 100% absent from MAGA brains, let's try to make a reasonable assumption: Imagine yourself being an illegal in any country. Since you are an illegal and you know you are an illegal, you probably spend the majority of your time being very low key right? You're illegal so you avoid at all costs any confrontation with authorities of all kinds because you risk to be deported if caught doing anything illegal. After all it was probably dangerous and hard to even get to the US without getting caught.


Now comes the elections and suddenly you decide to say fuck off to all your hard work and you're going to go vote Democrat! If you're with wife and kids you're going to jeopardize all of it so you can rig the vote in favor of Democrat right?


No and most intelligent people know that's just BS about illegal voting. However, here is the real reason for all the shit going on:


What you really want is to block or make extremely hard the voting process to black and brown people. Little sweet old black lady name Rose who's 70 years old and was born in the USA from parents that were also born in the USA scares you. Why, because she typically vote Democrat. She has no drivers license, she has no passport because she's too poor to travel anyway and all she might have and that's a big maybe is a birth certificate! Your save the vote bullshit bill, would not even accept just her birth certificate. She needs more than that. So if your bill pass, you will have succeeded in preventing Rose to vote.


And that's your real motivation because you know real well that no fucking illegal votes! But there's a shit load of Rose that do! Now, be a man of your fucking conviction and stop hiding your true colors. Just come out and say it!

Meanwhile.....
ICE agents show up at airports, and suddenly TSA wait times in Minneapolis drop to less than five minutes!
Called it! Originally Posted by Flair4Drama

That claim is blatantly false. It was started by a post by Lauren Bobert and spread among the right wing social media.

But the fact is that ICE has not been deployed at the Minneapolis airport.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/fa...d=BingNewsSerp