Deacon and Galt.............I want to tell you guy(s)first..............there is a new life sized Barbie Doll just out. 39" breasts and looking good.
You should get one so you can take the pressure off your calloused hands and you can pretend she is Palin, Bachmann, or Coulter. How fun it will be for you two to at least come close to being with a woman.
I have some hopes it will calm down your fringe lunatic noise making and overall shrill hatred of anything not of your opinion.
Hopefully will ease some pent up frustration for you, maybe do a MMF deal or take it to dinner and pretend it's a real date.
Have fun