Should Sofia Go or Should Wayward Be Banned?

notanewbie's Avatar
I say ban notanewbie!

Sorry Bro, just needed to get my post on. Originally Posted by boardman

Yeah ban notanewbie!

Oh shit...that's me...strike that.
Himmler's Avatar
Yeah ban notanewbie! Originally Posted by notanewbie
+1


Oh nevermind....
SofaKingFun's Avatar
A Reiki Jack-a-lope
(The Reiki Jack-a-lopes have wings, feathers, and webbed-feet...fyi.)




Carkiddo's a punter?? TFF! Dude, a punter isn't even considered a real football player.
It does explain a lot about that funny helment you sport though.
(Oh! Punters don't make very good picks for a Fantasy League, either. LOL)
internet_inventor2's Avatar
Ban that A-hole II2 , what a jerk, he over pays finishes early , oh .... On second thought dont ban him he is like an atm machine riding side saddle with a WK, lol .....
notanewbie's Avatar

carkiddo's a punter?? TFF! Dude, a punter isn't even considered a real football player.
It does explain a lot about that funny helment you sport though.
(Oh! Punters don't make very good picks for a Fantasy League, either. LOL)
Originally Posted by SofaKingFun
punter-URBAN DICTIONARY

The guy who has all the gear and talks like he nails shit, but actually sucks. You may see the punters in the lodge talking about how sick their day was while sippin their latte's and waiting for their SUV's to warm up.
"That guy sure talked a lot of smack, but he turned out to be a punter."
boardman's Avatar
A Reiki Jack-a-lope
(The Reiki Jack-a-lopes have wings, feathers, and webbed-feet...fyi.)




Carkiddo's a punter?? TFF! Dude, a punter isn't even considered a real football player.
It does explain a lot about that funny helment you sport though.
(Oh! Punters don't make very good picks for a Fantasy League, either. LOL)
Originally Posted by SofaKingFun
How do you skin that thing?

What's better the tenderloin or the breast? What about backstrap??????
Wayward's Avatar
I don't know who was bangin' on the RTM for the pistol whipping Father Wayward choice, but I loved it. It's been too long since I had a good one.

I want to make a public and very heart felt apology to St. Christopher for causing trouble here, this is his Sandbox and we should respect all the rules and be thankful to the fine folks at eccie for providing this wonderful new toy.

I really wish that everyone could live up to the high moral standards that he sets, for many of the sinners that is difficult or impossible; based on their true natures. Again to the entire eccie staff thanks for all your hard work and a wonderful website.
SofaKingFun's Avatar
You skin 'em just like any other jack-a-lope. They've got a pull-tab just below their guinnea-horn.

Unlike other Jack-a-lopes, the tastiest part of a Reiki Jack is their taint.
boardman's Avatar
You skin 'em just like any other jack-a-lope. They've got a pull-tab just below their guinnea-horn.

Unlike other Jack-a-lopes, the tastiest part of a Reiki Jack is their taint. Originally Posted by SofaKingFun
You know, I saw one of those at the deer lease last year. Now that I know they are real I can go back to drinkin' again.
SofaKingFun's Avatar
Ahh, your lease must be in the lush and tropical county of either Dimmit or Webb.

Yes, they are real. Just be sure to get your Reiki tag if you're considering harvesting one of these elusive creatures. The Game Wardens will have a field day with you otherwise.


And yes, Thank you ECCIE Staff.

I appreciate the privilege you've extended in allowing me to play in your sandbox.

Sorry Wayward has to be such a huge pain in the ass,

Sincerely,
SKF
boardman's Avatar
Ahh, your lease must be in the lush and tropical county of either Dimmit or Webb.

Yes, they are real. Just be sure to get your Reiki tag if you're considering harvesting one of these elusive creatures. The Game Wardens will have a field day with you otherwise.


And yes, Thank you ECCIE Staff.

I appreciate the privilege you've extended in allowing me to play in your sandbox.

Sorry Wayward has to be such a huge pain in the ass,

Sincerely,
SKF Originally Posted by SofaKingFun
Nope, they've migrated to Kendall. It was early in the season.

If we're all going to play in the sandbox shouldn't someone clean out the turds. I'm just sayin'
SofaKingFun's Avatar
Be careful. I think Kendall is a no bag county. The reason is because the migrate there to breed. If/when you see them in Ken. Co. they're usually in velvet and have started to molt so it's extremely difficult to tell the regular jacks from the Reikis.
One of the easiest ways to tell is to use a squawk snort or a whistle grunt call but these are only effective on a Waxing Gibbous or a Waning Crescent moon phase with a rising barometer.
TX Bulldog's Avatar
As a novice Reiki Jack hunter I have a question. Is using Reiki Jack urine, (you can buy it over the internet, with at least 2 known references) effective in luring them in.? and does the Reiki Jack taint require a lot of cleaning?
boardman's Avatar
Be careful. I think Kendall is a no bag county. The reason is because the migrate there to breed. If/when you see them in Ken. Co. they're usually in velvet and have started to molt so it's extremely difficult to tell the regular jacks from the Reikis.
One of the easiest ways to tell is to use a squawk snort or a whistle grunt call but these are only effective on a Waxing Gibbous or a Waning Crescent moon phase with a rising barometer. Originally Posted by SofaKingFun
Breeding, that's what they were doing when I saw them!
Wow I've been hunting hill country for over twenty years. I guess you really can learn something new.

I just read online that a chupacabra winnie call works well in early morning fog during the rut so I think you can shoot the Jack Bucks when the Bitch Does are in season. Something new to try the .204 on.
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In the infamous words of Novice "this thread won't die"