Please! Some
mod please move this thread either to
Men's section or to the
SD/SB section were it belongs. Nothing in here is of any real interest to the providers in this section. They are only laughing their asses off at the stupidity of some clients and makes us all look like saps!
Like I said in an earlier post to this thread: the OP would get better advice in the SD/SB section than in here. Lots of guys with experience in that department there. Not a lot of board/hook-tards making fun of him (myself included

)
Better yet take this thread
out of our misery by locking it. Personally I think its run it's course; and the course is, of course, has gone to the toliet.