Holy shit . i forgot the white envelope

Are you serious Dallas? I always feel a bit tacky counting the money too but hearing stories like that is what makes me continue to do it. Oh, and he's right..nice ass!

Thanks Erotic--you are a hottie{and from my old neck of the woods}....I had even brought him a birthday gift cause it was his birthday & his first provider....BUT it was ok in the end cause I got even "Texas" style{lol}

Sorry ladies, I respectfully disagree, please do not check my envelope prior to session commencing. For me it is a downer. I do not expect complete trust on a first time visit, but check my references and I have plenty, not one will claim I ever shorted them or ripped them off. I know it is a business but like in my business we all sometimes take risks, never fun to get ripped off or shorted. But not good business to kill a potential repeater right out the gate.

Happened to me just one time and I never went back, I never reviewed her. Just turned me completely off and kills the fantasy for me.

Another time I was asked how much in envelope, did not kill the sesion but not a good way to start either.

My refs will vouch for me. Once I did start to walk out with envelope still on me (accidental) and lady very tactfully mentioned she did not see it any where? Where did I leave it? I felt like a cad and pulled it out and mentioned I just forgot. She understood and no problems.

Outdoors babe...I did not mean "trustworthy" guys like you or some of the other "reputable dawgs on here"....or guys we have seen before!{lol}
If I know who you are/have seen you before/or have iron clad references I will not worry about it till you leave........

I think the weidest thing happened me in san antonio on night. I meet with the provider and she had half of my body in her mouth before she remembered to look for the donation.....I kinda liked that.... and it was kinda funny cause she counted it while I was still in her mouth.......now that's a ggoooooood time

I don't feel tacky at all making sure I've got mine when he gets his. It is so annoying even being shorted twenty bucks. I've learned through trial and error that it's best that it's done in a kind yet discreet way of slipping away to wash my hands or sending him off to the restroom to freshen up. If it's not all there, I hand him back the envelope and ask him to leave quickly. There's room for mistakes, but I know hobbyists who are genuine are just as nervous about seeing me for the first time. They've counted and recounted that money.

Being shorted by no means an urban legend.

You know how you people have all these rules of etiquette that make us worth seeing again? Well, it goes both ways. I'm a personal fan of the envelope or greeting card, an ass squeeze and a kiss on the cheek on the way in, and the shirt off as quickly as possible. I want to be safe too!

Not all money is good money.

Well, I have to say I did see one provider in Richmond a while back and at the end of the session she had me go to the bathroom to place my donation in a white envelope sitting atop the toilet. I must say it gave me a chuckle. But a McDonalds bag would be priceless.

Hey 79====priceless would be bringing it in a "Happy Meal" box!!! lol!!

Alright I have decided the next session I am in no envelopes at all! I will hide the donation somewhere on my body and under my clothing. She will have to find it but she cannot use her hands to retrieve it, only her tongue and mouth!!

Wow, what a great thread!!

I have decided the next session I am in no envelopes at all! I will hide the donation somewhere on my body and under my clothing.

Now I have done that in strip clubs and ended up with embarrassing wet marks on my clothing: too public—they had to use their hands.

I like the bank deposit envelope idea. I think used properly it can add to plausible deniability should you need it.

Dallas hope he was a good fuck, that way at least you would have gotten something out of it. I don't see a large variety of providers, don't have the time, but have never had one count the donation in front of me. Usually when we first have our greeting I will put it down and excuse myself to the bathroom to wash up. It's her option to count it or not, but I usually give her chance to do so on the first appointment.

Well, I have to say I did see one provider in Richmond a while back and at the end of the session she had me go to the bathroom to place my donation in a white envelope sitting atop the toilet. I must say it gave me a chuckle. But a McDonalds bag would be priceless. Originally Posted by 79pudgiver

That's what I will do in New Orleans Thursday and Friday... only instead of a McDonald's bag, I will have a Happy Meal box!!!!

Oops, sorry... I am suppose to be elegant, mature, classy, etc...

OH, to hell with that, it's the Big Easy... maybe I should have a Pat O'Briens Hurricane glass for the donation!!!

Smooch!

Lea

Alright I have decided the next session I am in no envelopes at all! I will hide the donation somewhere on my body and under my clothing. She will have to find it but she cannot use her hands to retrieve it, only her tongue and mouth!!

Wow, what a great thread!! Originally Posted by Outdoorsman

I am game!!! I would search real slow, too!! mmmmmmm.....

Smooch!

Lea

in this situation,its not that she counts the money, its more of how she counts it in from of me. maybe if she did some kind of sexy money counting shuffle then i would not mind her counting it.....i would try not to laugh

in this situation,its not that she counts the money, its more of how she counts it in from of me. maybe if she did some kind of sexy money counting shuffle then i would not mind her counting it.....i would try not to laugh Originally Posted by mrbig2284

Hhhmmm... maybe a girl could do a strip tease while you throw your donation at her, bill by bill... LOL