- mrbig2284
- 04-05-2010, 05:16 PM
now lea thats just sluty.....i like the way you think.....but you have to be careful ...those paper cuts are the worst
- Lea Madisson
- 04-05-2010, 05:24 PM
- mrbig2284
- 04-05-2010, 05:30 PM
<<<<<<< the look on my face
- annie@christophers
- 04-05-2010, 09:08 PM
Count your money.... My 2 cents.
- DallasRain
- 04-05-2010, 10:13 PM
IF ITS A REGULAR CLIENT i AM A LITTLE MORE TRUSTWORTHY & WONT WORRY ABOUT THE ENVELOPE TILL AFTERWARDS....
LEA BABE,IF YOU GET A PAPER CUT i WILL LICK IT AND MAKE IT ALL BETTER SWEETY!!! LOL!
LEA BABE,IF YOU GET A PAPER CUT i WILL LICK IT AND MAKE IT ALL BETTER SWEETY!!! LOL!
- I B Hankering
- 04-05-2010, 10:37 PM
This envelope, no envelope; counting, not counting issue reminds me of an old anecdote.
It seems this young lady was propositioned by an old codger (probably not unlike myself) who offered her $200.00 for her favors.
She immediately declined the offer, but he was insistent. He proffered that he was so old that all it would take was for the young lady to bend over for just long enough to pick up the money, and he would be finished.
She still declined, but later she reconsidered and called a girl friend for advice. She told her girl friend what the old codger had offered, and admitted she could use the money. Her girl friend said: “Hell, go for it! When he drops the money on the floor, bend over, grab the money and then run for the door.”
The next day the young lady made a date with the old codger to meet him in his apartment that evening after she finished her day job. That afternoon she informed her girl friend about the proposed time and place for the event.
That evening, the girl friend was overcome curiosity, and she called her propositioned friend to see how the rendezvous went.
Her friend answered her phone gasping and grunting. The girl friend asked: “Well, how did it go?”
The young lady replied . . . between grunts, groans and heavy breathing: “I’m still with him!”
The girl friend was flabbergasted, and she exclaimed: “What? How come?”
The young lady retorted: “The SOB paid with nickels!!!”
It seems this young lady was propositioned by an old codger (probably not unlike myself) who offered her $200.00 for her favors.
She immediately declined the offer, but he was insistent. He proffered that he was so old that all it would take was for the young lady to bend over for just long enough to pick up the money, and he would be finished.
She still declined, but later she reconsidered and called a girl friend for advice. She told her girl friend what the old codger had offered, and admitted she could use the money. Her girl friend said: “Hell, go for it! When he drops the money on the floor, bend over, grab the money and then run for the door.”
The next day the young lady made a date with the old codger to meet him in his apartment that evening after she finished her day job. That afternoon she informed her girl friend about the proposed time and place for the event.
That evening, the girl friend was overcome curiosity, and she called her propositioned friend to see how the rendezvous went.
Her friend answered her phone gasping and grunting. The girl friend asked: “Well, how did it go?”
The young lady replied . . . between grunts, groans and heavy breathing: “I’m still with him!”
The girl friend was flabbergasted, and she exclaimed: “What? How come?”
The young lady retorted: “The SOB paid with nickels!!!”
- Lea Madisson
- 04-06-2010, 09:22 AM
IF ITS A REGULAR CLIENT i AM A LITTLE MORE TRUSTWORTHY & WONT WORRY ABOUT THE ENVELOPE TILL AFTERWARDS....Dallas... I don't need a paper cut for you to lick me, dear.... I am always ready!!
LEA BABE,IF YOU GET A PAPER CUT i WILL LICK IT AND MAKE IT ALL BETTER SWEETY!!! LOL! Originally Posted by DallasRain
This envelope, no envelope; counting, not counting issue reminds me of an old anecdote.IB, that is too funny!!!
Originally Posted by I B Hankering
SMooch!
Lea
- dilbert firestorm
- 04-07-2010, 06:42 PM
- DallasRain
- 04-07-2010, 07:25 PM
well today I got my donation inside a "pink" envelope...lol!!!
{It was inside a cute greetng card...nice touch!}
{It was inside a cute greetng card...nice touch!}