SL'S Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear When The Lights Go Off!

I lose a lot of them that way! LOL Originally Posted by Still Looking

They have multiple purpose use...flossing your teeth for one, using them as guitar strings if they're super long, you catch my drift.





"you have cum in your eye" ( or hair, or it's still dried up on the chick's face*)
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They have multiple purpose use...flossing your teeth for one, using them as guitar strings if they're super long, you catch my drift.

"you have cum in your eye" ( or hair, or it's still dried up on the chick's face*) Originally Posted by alluringava
Good point Ava. But as you well know SL is clean shaven. So if you acquired one from me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAyDmJvjxbg
I'm so happy! I haven't had an outbreak in weeks!


With this ring, I thee wed.
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You call that an outie???
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I see why you pay for sex
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Thats NOT where you swipe your credit card!
SL'S Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear When The Lights Go Off!

1) Hey, has your dick got smaller?
2) Are you in? All the way?
3) Are your balls itchy too?
4) I think I have a woody.
5) I might have just started my period.
6) The soars in my mouth are almost healed.
7) When you take a pregnecy test, what does the plus sign mean?
8) I'm going to the free clinic tomorrow?
9) I need to poop but I'll wait till were done!
10) I'm trying to cum, but its like you seeing that provider in Canada, you want it real bad, but its just not going to happen!

Post them if you got them! Originally Posted by Still Looking
LMAO SL you always post the funniest stuff.. Thanks for the laughs!
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LMAO SL you always post the funniest stuff.. Thanks for the laughs! Originally Posted by sweet.treat69
Thats NOT where you swipe your credit card! Originally Posted by Still Looking

"You see that bar code above my pussy?"

" The dollar amount is tattooed on my ass. Now pay up"
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"You see that bar code above my pussy?"

" The dollar amount is tattooed on my ass. Now pay up" Originally Posted by alluringava
Do we swipe the front or back? LOL
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.Take your time I'm just starting the last chapter
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Hope that dosen't hurt. I haven't had time to shave.
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What do you mean I'm lucky #7 today?
" Toss the money in the pot and come through the turnstyle. I'm lying where the welcome mat is."
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Do it again, and this time put some "Stank" on it!