Response to my "no" review.

Still Looking's Avatar
I couldn't resist. I took a look at Caroline's face pictures after extensive screening and I only have one thing to say.... SOMEBODY'S ASS IS GETTING BUMPED IN SAN ANTONIO! Metal can sure pick them! DAMN!
My hobbying day's are for the most part behind me for now.
Originally Posted by homer13
..and I thought I was the Only one.
CentTex77's Avatar
I've noticed that this guy references Alice of TAE in two of his reviews. I agree that Alice is lovely but it's enough to wonder if perhaps he's a friend who thinks he's doing Alice some kind of favor.
Jumpin Joey's Avatar
I've noticed that this guy references Alice of TAE in two of his reviews. I agree that Alice is lovely but it's enough to wonder if perhaps he's a friend who thinks he's doing Alice some kind of favor. Originally Posted by CentTex77
That doesn't make any sense. If you read Alice's reviews, you'll see that I point out that there are guys who keep bumping her threads every week or so just to keep her name near the top. Here are two examples:

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=479103

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=443718

It's the same guys over and over.

You' also say that I haven't done any positive reviews. Here's my review of Alice. I bumped it yesterday for your benefit. (Hope you enjoy eating crow.)

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=338891

By the way, on one of Alice's reviews you called a fellow poster a "fuck stick." You seem like a classy guy.
What Space closes your pimp job review and you felt the need to post the link in another forum so you could continue your pimping ? Pathetic !
That doesn't make any sense. If you read Alice's reviews, you'll see that I point out that there are guys who keep bumping her threads every week or so just to keep her name near the top. Here are two examples:

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=479103

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=443718

It's the same guys over and over.

You' also say that I haven't done any positive reviews. Here's my review of Alice. I bumped it yesterday for your benefit. (Hope you enjoy eating crow.)

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=338891

By the way, on one of Alice's reviews you called a fellow poster a "fuck stick." You seem like a classy guy. Originally Posted by Jumpin Joey
There's no crow to be eaten. Look at your review list, Alice doesn't show there. There are only 3 listed and they are all bad. People do have a point that you only tend to promote certain ladies who all seem to be linked to similar agencies etc... All the chicks you mention are attractive, I don't think they are head and shoulders attractive then some of the others.

In the future if you don't want so much hate keep your negative (non existing experience) to yourself. If a lady doesn't have the correct menu or the session goes sour do a review. If the session is good do a review. If you just want to toss down cash, insult a lady and leave-Keep it to yourself or post in the MLR. You seem to have an agenda and that is where all the heat is coming from.
Jumpin Joey's Avatar
If you just want to toss down cash, insult a lady and leave-Keep it to yourself or post in the MLR. You seem to have an agenda and that is where all the heat is coming from. Originally Posted by homer13
My only agenda is to help other guys avoid overhyped, overpriced ladies on eccie. Caroline Davenport would be a reasonable value at $250-300. That's just my opinion.

If I think a provider is asking for a price that is out of her range, why shouldn't I share that opinion? If other guys did that, I wouldn't have wasted money on a woman whose face is a six out of ten but who's pricing herself like a nine.

As for not wanting "the hate," I'm sure there are plenty of lurkers who love me for daring to express an honest opinion. It's for those guys that I point out overpriced providers. As for the haters, they simply amuse me. Reading their attacks is better than going to the zoo.
My only agenda is to help other guys avoid overhyped, overpriced ladies on eccie. Caroline Davenport would be a reasonable value at $250-300. That's just my opinion.

If I think a provider is asking for a price that is out of her range, why shouldn't I share that opinion? If other guys did that, I wouldn't have wasted money on a woman whose face is a six out of ten but who's pricing herself like a nine.

As for not wanting "the hate," I'm sure there are plenty of lurkers who love me for daring to express an honest opinion. It's for those guys that I point out overpriced providers. As for the haters, they simply amuse me. Reading their attacks is better than going to the zoo. Originally Posted by Jumpin Joey

Put it in the MLR as has been suggestion by several experienced hobbyist. I agree 4 bills is way to much to pay for a girl. I have never paid 4 bills for just one hour and I doubt I will. If you don't fuck them or get sucked or anything that makes you cum it is not a review. The mod's follow the letter of the law and since you paid something you are allowed to do so without it being moved but it is a dick move and only show's that you do indeed have an agenda. Alice really, she's ok but no chance I'd pay her 4 bills to do stuff to me. Pressley no chance in hell I'm paying her 4 bills to touch me. I'd give both these ladies a 7 on the homie scale of looks yet you pump them. Caroline's pics look as good or better then both these chicks to me. Now I'd have to see them all naked and live to know for sure but I doubt you have any love by any respectful or respected hobbyist or chicks the way you act. Your a punk point blank and what you do is punked out and agendified.

Better then going to the zoo? I didn't know going to the zoo ranked that hi on the list.
My only agenda is to help other guys avoid overhyped, overpriced ladies on eccie. Caroline Davenport would be a reasonable value at $250-300. That's just my opinion.

If I think a provider is asking for a price that is out of her range, why shouldn't I share that opinion? If other guys did that, I wouldn't have wasted money on a woman whose face is a six out of ten but who's pricing herself like a nine.

As for not wanting "the hate," I'm sure there are plenty of lurkers who love me for daring to express an honest opinion. It's for those guys that I point out overpriced providers. As for the haters, they simply amuse me. Reading their attacks is better than going to the zoo. Originally Posted by Jumpin Joey
I am not a hater, merely pointing out my Opinion...



Put it in the MLR as has been suggestion by several experienced hobbyist. . Pressley no chance in hell I'm paying her 4 bills to touch me. I'd give both these ladies a 7 on the homie scale of looks yet you pump them. Caroline's pics look as good or better then both these chicks to me. Now I'd have to see them all naked and live to know for sure . Originally Posted by homer13
I am not a hater, merely pointing out my Opinion...
Originally Posted by Metal Smith

She might be and I don't believe she charges 4 bills anyways. I haven't met Presley or Caroline in person I'm just going off the pics I've seen. I read someone else's post about Caroline resembling Anna and I agree some of her pics do resemble Anna's pics. In any case I think they all look attractive in their pics but the true test is the in person test as we know many of the pics we see are a bit deceptive or old etc...
Still Looking's Avatar
If I don't need to bring an Exorcist, a wreath of garlic, wood steak and hammer and don't see guys turned to stone in front of the in call I figure I'm OK!

TEAM SL will be rolling out of the station bright an early for an early appointment with who I affectionately call "The Ugly Super Model". I’m sure she has recovered from the Metal Challenge by now! LOL I'll keep you guys posted! Can you say "Slamdango" I knew you could!"

Yssup Rider's Avatar
Fellas, I don't have a dog in this fight, but I gotta tell you that the piling on is kinda over the top IMHO. Dude had an opinion. OK, so he's nuts. So what? I'm guessing the provider in question will reap the benefits of this marketing push, and the hobbyist in question will continue to look for a provider who doesn't make him want to heave.

Glad he was spending his dough, not mine. So what's the point here? He didn't like her looks and she didn't like that? She looks good to me, but I'm still jerking off over the wicked queen from the original Snow White!

Not judging the provider or the hobbyist here, but merely making an observation of the collective lynchmob that's risen.

Jumpin Joey's Avatar
What Space closes your pimp job review and you felt the need to post the link in another forum so you could continue your pimping ? Pathetic ! Originally Posted by DIE HARD
If I were a pimp, I'd talk more like you.
If I were a pimp, I'd talk more like you. Originally Posted by Jumpin Joey
I wish he was a pimp, then maybe I'd get the buddy discount
If I were a pimp, I'd talk more like you. Originally Posted by Jumpin Joey
Yep , (Pimpin' Ain't Easy!!!)Somebody Gotta Do It.