What the Hell is happening!?!?

I likely too! LMAO Get em!

Mucho Gusto ABQ! Te gusta tu insignia ese? (lol)

Just a couple of notes:

Nothing is as good as some real training and practice but I do recommend Krav Maga. It's a lot less bullshit then typical martial arts. As far as guns it has to have a laser and be reliable up close and easy to draw. Mace Gel is better than spray, harder to get off and less chance of blowing back in wind. I like Bob Koga's little plastic weapons too Koga SD-1 an SD-2 they can make a big grown man "pain compliance" if used right. It's good to be prepared at all times, it's not a fear it's more standing up to bullies and not taking shit from them anymore. That is the only way to deal with them.

I agree Harro. One time I maced someone with a whole bottle, looked like it really stung! Then a few week later I was doing some hard core cleaning, wiping down walls and stuff and there was mace on the wall and HELLO! It was a spec and my eyes got all itchy and shit! I can only imagine what the bottle felt like.

I agree Harro. One time I maced someone with a whole bottle, looked like it really stung! Then a few week later I was doing some hard core cleaning, wiping down walls and stuff and there was mace on the wall and HELLO! It was a spec and my eyes got all itchy and shit! I can only imagine what the bottle felt like. Originally Posted by Pepper_Springfield

LOL! Change your name to Pepper "Spray" Springfield!

HAHAHAHAHHAA Luv it!

That's hillarious! So, now it's gonna be...Pepper, Da Mutha Freakn' Pepper Sprayfield? (lol)

Harro, I didn't know there's a pepper gel...where can we get it? Oooh, but better make sure to put it away when we're not using it. Can you imagine...after a night of drinking...getting ready the next morning and putting pepper gel in your hair? I've mistaken a tube of chalking for toothpaste...talk about gross!! (lol)

As long as she doesn't stain my walls.

BUT she can mark me as her territory

That's hillarious! So, now it's gonna be...Pepper, Da Mutha Freakn' Pepper Sprayfield? (lol)

Harro, I didn't know there's a pepper gel...where can we get it? Oooh, but better make sure to put it away when we're not using it. Can you imagine...after a night of drinking...getting ready the next morning and putting pepper gel in your hair? I've mistaken a tube of chalking for toothpaste...talk about gross!! (lol) Originally Posted by Likinikki

LOL U dork!

Yeah, like I usually put it in my purse if I go out and Im always afraid Ill spray inside the purse and get it all over myself when I dig in there. The switch isnt difficult to move!

That's hillarious! So, now it's gonna be...Pepper, Da Mutha Freakn' Pepper Sprayfield? (lol)

Harro, I didn't know there's a pepper gel...where can we get it? Oooh, but better make sure to put it away when we're not using it. Can you imagine...after a night of drinking...getting ready the next morning and putting pepper gel in your hair? I've mistaken a tube of chalking for toothpaste...talk about gross!! (lol) Originally Posted by Likinikki

It's at Academy on the wall near checkout.
http://www.mace.com/personal_defense...gel-large.html

This is a pepper gel sprayer. You can find it at the tactical store located at:

11500 Interstate 10 West
San Antonio‎ TX‎ 78230
United States

In the medical center. I'm not going to name the store by name, because I don't want this thread to come up in a google search. PM me if you want more information on the store's name.

Yeah, like I usually put it in my purse if I go out and Im always afraid Ill spray inside the purse and get it all over myself when I dig in there. The switch isnt difficult to move! Originally Posted by Pepper_Springfield

You know...sometimes the universe has a creepy way of aligning things in super F'd up scenarios. Like Final Destination I-V.

Scene: You are hanging out with the Pepper (Springfield). Nice convo... gettin' in the zone. Y'all get all intimate and steamy. She's had a few drinks She reaches into her purse to get a cover and trips the Pepper (Spray) switch. You bump her and her hip rolls into her purse while you are kissing her, causing it to squinch up - Pepper (Sprayfield) gets on the cover. Pepper (Springfield) doesn't notice it's wet and tears it open, getting some on the inside too.
She reaches over and rolls it on ya. A little more kissing and....... Pepper (Spray) sets in!!

Now THAT is a ScArY movie!!!

That's hillarious! I've mistaken a tube of chalking for toothpaste...talk about gross!! (lol) Originally Posted by Likinikki

Hmmm... Reminds me of a limerick I read long ago...

There once was a couple named Kelly...
Who spent their honeymoon belly to belly...
Because in their haste...
They used library paste...
Instead of petroleum jelly.

That one is from a book titled Lecherous Limericks. Who was the author you ask?

Issac Asimov.