Question for the ladies

...no honey it is for my fishing trip! Originally Posted by ElamEno

And what are you using for bait??

Wow! I think we might have a new reality TV show on our hands. Pawn Stars better look out! lol.

Some of the most common:

1) Photos / I'm a professional photographer

2) Website / I'm a professional Website developer

3) Pimp / I know a lot of guys in the business, I can send a lot of traffic your way

4) Gift Cards / I got a gift card from work - as a present - etc., I promise it has all the money on it

5) Phones / C'mon, all you girls need a new phone every month don't you? (No, we don't)

6) Tech products / I have this laptop they won't miss at the office

7) Counterfeit currency / I'll give you a bunch of bills, just think if you can pass a few dozen you'll come out way ahead. This is WAY more common than you might want to believe depending on the city you work or tour

8) Reviews / Do I need to even give an example?

9) SHOES / Already discussed, but multiple gentlemen have a foot fetish and and some of them actually do offer to let you keep the shoes, the good ones are worth considering, they can be worth a lot of money

10) Liquor or cigarettes / I have a bottle of _______ (usually an old wine) - or - I have a whole case of _______ cigarettes, if you move them at 20 bucks each you'll make so much more than if I paid you

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That doesn't even begin to touch on the weird ones. I guess that would be my top ten, coming very close to inclusion in the top ten - Clothing, Casino credit or points, Hotel rooms or points (especially Priority Club [which I have actually accepted]), dinner (yes, a single meal - and usually at the Olive Garden for some reason), credit card airline points, use of rental property (apartments, studios, etc.), car/truck lease (common with corporate clients that want a standing appointment), furniture, televisions.

Dennis of Plaza Escorts had a HUGE case of tampons that he accepted from a client as payment when the client tried to stiff a lady - he had them in the vending machine at the office and made his money back 50 cents at a time.

Kisses,

- Jackie

7) Counterfeit currency / I'll give you a bunch of bills, just think if you can pass a few dozen you'll come out way ahead. This is WAY more common than you might want to believe depending on the city you work or tour Originally Posted by Jackie Devlin

If it is a good counterfeit (and not just color copy, which is crazy common), why wouldn't a guy just plan to pay you with it? Stupid.

If it is a good counterfeit (and not just color copy, which is crazy common), why wouldn't a guy just plan to pay you with it? Stupid. Originally Posted by KCQuestor

Probably because most of us check, and we check well - after awhile it would be hard to get all but currency manufactured by another country by most of us. I can't spot the Korean, EU or Iranian bills - and neither can the Treasury in many instances, but 99% of the counterfeit stuff isn't that good . . . a GOOD counterfeiter with really good bills isn't going to risk paying for pussy with anything other than "good / clean money" (genuine currency obtained by floating bad into the currency stream). I mean, think about it, you don't take extra chances (usually) on getting yourself busted for a felony (by having fake bills on you) while committing a misdemeanor, especially if you have a good thing going with really, really good counterfeit currency. Even Darwin award winners aren't usually that stupid - simply because to be a good counterfeiter, you're by definition usually smarter than the average criminal.

However, many is a guy that THINKS he has bills good enough to pass for real, and he'll try to pawn them off on another criminal (in this case, a prostitute), as the inept counterfeiter believes (erroneously) that one criminal is willing to work with another, and he finds out or has found out very quickly that it is a bad idea to stick a lady with a bunch of fake bills . . . but he'll sure as shit ASK if we will take them when he gets horny enough.

I must admit, this activity really has waned in the last few years as color lasers have been equipped with chips that prevent the counterfeiting of currency - but the old printers that will do it are still out there, and a man starving for a good lay will do just about anything. I'd say I get asked once every other month or more.

This was usually never of issue when I contracted full-time for an Agency, or when I still do occasionally contract with an Agency in say Vegas, or out West . . . but it is somewhat an issue in KC, and in St. Louis, Chicago, Philly, hell, it is everywhere, just some places more than others - and out East, they do sometimes just try to pay with it.

Kisses Q,

- Jackie

Had a guy today....$50 and a car stereo..."but it isn't hot!" Originally Posted by LucyFeel

It isn't hot... Lmmfao
Jackie hit about everyone I've had but the most common is shoes and pics...

Wow! I think we might have a new reality TV show on our hands. Pawn Stars better look out! lol. Originally Posted by Alvin

Yes let's start eccie tv ... Or for the craziest... bp tv

I feel so left out; I don’t have anything to trade. What could I do to keep or make a girl happy?
My review’s suck so I know this would never work for me. So I don’t ask.
From Jackie's list:
8) Reviews / Do I need to even give an example?
That’s the best one of all… I bet none of the guys from this site ever used that one… LOL
Really

We have an annoying MF in okla who harasses providers through email trying to trade boink for knock off sunglasses... or barter cheaper rates. Took a year of telling him no and then being a cold hearted bitch until he finally got the hint.

I get offered TVs all the time and I'm like can't you just sell it to a pawn shop lol they always have a excuse... The shoe guy has also tried me lol id rather by my own shoes

We have an annoying MF in okla who harasses providers through email trying to trade boink for knock off sunglasses... or barter cheaper rates. Took a year of telling him no and then being a cold hearted bitch until he finally got the hint. Originally Posted by LusciousLacy

I got him last time I was in Oklahoma lol denied

We have an annoying MF in okla who harasses providers through email trying to trade boink for knock off sunglasses... or barter cheaper rates. Took a year of telling him no and then being a cold hearted bitch until he finally got the hint. Originally Posted by LusciousLacy

Damn how many sunglasses is he offering ? Those fake ones are like $20 for 2 or something like that ,,

You know, you might run that one by Queen, she might be interested. lol She's the only lady I know who loves football even more than I do Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh

Naw Im good on that. Im not a fan of cassell lol.. I have had someone tip me with chiefs tickets...

Naw Im good on that. Im not a fan of cassell lol.. I have had someone tip me with chiefs tickets... Originally Posted by Thequeen

It's like go to a parking lot stick a pair of chiefs tickets on someone's car windshield come back in an hour then count the tickets and free parking passes.
Better find a friend to help count the tickets. lol
You might get a ticket from the police for lettering.

I actually loved the tickets... I really love football that much and it was a few years back.. But it was a tip, I would never trade for chiefs tickets.. Only tickets Ill trade for would be superbowl tickets to an upcoming superbowl. Not just tickets from an old one (For some reason I felt the need to say that because I wouldnt be surprised someone hitting me up with tickets from 6 years ago lol )

To Thequeen....if memory serves me correctly, you are a big Chiefs fan.

Unfortunately, Super Bowl tickets when the Chiefs are in it...we both will probably be long since retired from the hobby before that happens...)