hypothesis: pmdelites has committed some of what the blogger wrote about.
materials: blog, pmdelites imperfect and sieve brain & memories
process: read blog, question pmg
result: hypothesis confirmed - pmd committed 11 of the less than desirable behaviors listed in the blog [too many to count for this experiment], but pmd did have mitigating reasons for 8 of them [by his judging]
actually, having read the entire blog, i'd say that some folks really got huffy about her thoughts [assuming they were written by an agency woman].
but, truthfully, were any of those statements absolutely wrong??
besides, no one will know how well you did or how badly you fucked up [except you].
Blog: Don’t believe ANY rumors you may have heard… I don’t want any of your body parts in or around my asshole. It is NOT enjoyable, and it does NOT enhance ANYTHING.
pmd: only two times when the woman didnt ask for it, but the woman told me she had done it before and enjoyed it.
Blog: Keep in mind that our nipples are about a million times as sensitive as yours are… And please!!!… Our breasts are so sensitive, and bruise very easily. Don’t treat them like stress-relief balls.
pmd: yes, but only after she said i could [usually during pre-consultation discussions]
Blog: I don’t particularly want your tongue anywhere on me. ESPECIALLY not on my neck, down my throat, in my ear, or ANYWHERE on my freshly made-up face. Just stop ALL the licking. It’s gross.
pmd: maybe she doesnt like, but i have yet have a woman tell me "that's gross". most are moaning too loudly to say anything. a few are filing and polishing their nails [not!] - they're more like, "ok, pmd move on to the naughty bits"
Blog: When I’m pushing your head away, and squirming backwards… It’s not because I LIKE what you’re doing.
pmd: that's not what the last woman said - it was cos she'd had enough but enjoyed each and every minute of it.
Blog: You really want to know how you can please me? Get on top of me, finish really fast, give me a big tip, and leave 40 minutes before your time is up. Wow, that would be amazing.
pmd: yep, that's happened before, except for the tip.
Blog: I don’t have an extra set of bed sheets handy, so PLEASE refrain from secreting or wiping your bodily fluids onto the ones that are there.
pmd: there are "ones that are there"?? where am i supposed to leave mine?
Blog: If you have an hour… Don’t wait until 59 and a half minutes to cum, and expect to be able to take a 10 minute shower...
Please don’t be late, and PLEASE don’t overstay your time.
pmd: yep, i have been late a time or two [***cough *** sure, pmd *** cough***] and have stayed a bit over, but only with the woman's approval.
Blog: I work for tips!!! You like what I did? Well, show me with a little extra gift!
pmd: i have never tipped an agency woman in cash. if i like her or what she did, i will book her for another visit and another and another. besides, expected tipping should be explicitly stated, not implicity implied.
Blog: Double check your gift for her… If you end up shorting her, she’ll remember forever
pmd: i have done that a time or two, but identified that and corrected it w/in a day if not hours.
Blog: Don’t ever try to hand my gift directly to me
pmd: i have done that a time or two, but only after i had known the woman for some time and she was cool with it.
Blog: Don’t bring large bags with you.
pmd: sometimes i bring my computer bag w/ me, cos it has my client's computer in it and i cannot afford to have it stolen from my car. [this is when i have a late afternoon visit on my way home from the office].