An encounter so bad you created an ECCIE account just to talk about it

Title from your post here: http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...&postcount=127

I don't drink anymore. Can you say that? If you knew me you'd know that.

This is me, Olivia, talking now:

A, I've known you when you drank. Quite drinking. And were drinking again....MY wine I might add. So, now we're back to not drinking again. That's cool.

And B, Pet, drinking is YOUR weak spot, not mine. I can't help it you let made it obvious to EVERYONE, even Enderwiggen's Bugger friends, that you are overly sensitive about your vice/s. Don't be so transparent Pet and people won't needle you. But for the life of me I don't get why you brag about your gambling habit and paying pimps in a foreign countries to fuck barely legal tail that doesn't evens peak your language. Strange, but whatever.

LOL....thanks for the link.

Any takers on my bet that AA hasn't offered to refund? Olivia? Wanna put your money where your mouth is? Originally Posted by WTF

I would be surprised if she didn't try to contact him. Even if just to ask him WTF. I'd also not be shocked to learn Mr. Cali didn't pick up or email her back. Though I'm not in anyway shape or form, surprised that you are more than willing to think the worst of a woman. It's your pimp mentality.

I don't gamble, but I would bet my customary $1 if there was a way to prove it that was more than a he said / she said because Mr. Cali isn't going to admit that she called. He's far too hell-bent on punishing her for his stupid mistake.

I'm still waiting for a new blog post. Originally Posted by enderwiggin

Well I'd posted several or didn't they teach you to read when you were saving the world from the Buggers. Maybe you couldn't wrap your head around anything but "Buggers" in your wish-it-was life story. Don't know.

I only posted on this thread because all you hobby-lifers were ganging up on the lady saying she should have given the guy his money back when in fact, A, there clearly was some miscegenation going on; and B, he left before the terms could be renegotiated and no one know if she called him or not.

Aw shut up Ol Ho Still hanging around like a bad smell demeaning people and to what end? You put me in mind of our old hound dog back on the farm , back in the day Bitch was too old to hunt, but wouldn't die either It was sad Useless bitches are sad You certainly ought to know

You know if you didn't have a pussy there would be a bounty on you Whoa you stopped slinging it
Probably cause it dried up Hell there may be one on you I need to check it out Wouldn't that be grand Reason to get out my elephant gun

Aw shut up Ol Ho Still hanging around like a bad smell demeaning people and to what end? You put me in mind of our old hound dog back on the farm , back in the day Bitch was too old to hunt, but wouldn't die either It was sad Useless bitches are sad You certainly ought to know

You know if you didn't have a pussy there would be a bounty on you Whoa you stopped slinging it
Probably cause it dried up Hell there may be one on you I need to check it out Wouldn't that be grand Reason to get out my elephant gun Originally Posted by JESSE JAMES

I'm thinking you're drunk. This makes no sense.

T-I-T-T-I-E-S !!!!



-Just because

^^^^^ just because this thread needed them^^^^

T-I-T-T-I-E-S !!!!



-Just because Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

That ^^^^^^^ is a totally awsome rack.

May Tebow bless you DG!

PILLOW FIGHT

T-I-T-T-I-E-S !!!!



-Just because Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

Whose titties are they?!? Holy shit!!

Heh

Heh Originally Posted by Wakeuр

What? Are they yours? You don't have a smile that pretty.

Alexa sorry to hear about your experience. Please PM his name so I don't accidently get into a bad situation too. Also I think you conducted yourself properly on your thread. I guess people are getting tired of being treated so poorly on here. I hope you have a much better time now.

Well I am truly flattered Asianhobbyist…not only did you create an entire account on this site because of me, you also did your review with such gusto that you skipped right over that inadequate word NO and chose the HELL NO! so the readers could truly understand the level of torture you endured at the hands of Alexa Allure…..

And on that note, I have been eager to respond to your review and your other comments on the thread (it was hilarious by the way…..you’re a fantastic wordsmith of literary fiction! So talented….)
Unfortunately this is the first time I’ve been available to respond. For some reason beyond all comprehension, there is a plethora of men requesting repeat sessions of my horrible, shitty demeanor and my worst-provider-ever job skills. I know, it IS hard to believe, since your review made it so blatantly clear that your pet donkey would have been a wiser choice than seeing me. But I digress….

It would take an amount of time I neither have nor desire to waste on you to dissect the clusterfuck of idiosyncrasies, resemblant to a pinball machine in your brain, which resulted in such a delusional view of our encounter. So I will simply leave you with a word of advice for any future encounters with your victims, I mean, with the providers (oh and just to be clear, I could give you one tip per day for a solid year to address every part of you that is socially unacceptable and repulsive - this is just one of the many) - -
DO NOT yank the condom off abruptly in an attempt to share your man-juices with the exact location of her body that the condom is keeping that shit AWAY from. I would expect a more advanced level of awareness and commitment to personal hygiene from a person who claims their hobby number to be 400+.

Yeah, I put up with you for 6 hours instead of 12, and it was 6 hours too long. Did I mention that it's normal adult behavior to speak when arranging and ending a session? It sure made things interesting when you randomly went into the other room and got dressed in complete silence, and then let the sound of the front door closing tell me that you were leaving. But, on the upside, after all this time I can FINALLY say I know what it’s like to have a horrible client. So thank you for that…I was beginning to think that there was no such thing. Now I know - you do exist.

So here's what happens next....you, predictably, will conjure your retort to bolster your low self-esteem, rally with your supporters who have never seen me but will jump on any bandwagon so why not this one, and you'll post as many ridiculous things as possible. Whatever you need to work through online to get you through this mental and physical meltdown in your life - you go right on ahead. I'll even pretend to be upset if it helps you feel better about yourself. So good luck with that.

Cheers,
Alexa Originally Posted by Alexa_Allure

dbl

I only posted on this thread because all you hobby-lifers were ganging up on the lady saying she should have given the guy his money back when in fact, A, there clearly was some miscegenation going on; and B, he left before the terms could be renegotiated and no one know if she called him or not. Originally Posted by OliviaHoward

You thought she should have given him half his money back.

We all agreed with you and you have turned that into us ganging up on her , all except you that is. Who fucked the logic out of you?

Alexa sorry to hear about your experience. Please PM his name so I don't accidently get into a bad situation too. . Originally Posted by abeautifulsite

You have nothing to worry about, he ain't contacting you after this post. Probably wasn't before it.