I'm my own best friend Originally Posted by geniusmanSPACEBALLS
"They treated me to boiled dog. Now lots of people would be upset by that. Okay it's a little greasy, but it has a fine and delicate flavor."
"They treated me to boiled dog. Now lots of people would be upset by that. Okay it's a little greasy, but it has a fine and delicate flavor." Originally Posted by ANONONELittle Big Man
Little Big Man
"If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here the rest of the night I swear by God and sonny Jesus you will all visit the infirmary. Every last motherfucker in here." Originally Posted by Tenzil
Die HardSOUTHERN COMFORT
"Well, you know how it is, down here in Louisiana, we don't carry guns, we carry ropes, RC colas and moon pies, we're not too smart, but we have a real good time. " Originally Posted by DallasRain
SOUTHERN COMFORTDOOM
Are you gonna shoot me?
Yeah, was thinking about it
What you got left?
Half a clip. You?
I've got one round Originally Posted by geniusman
DOOMHENRY V
Rather proclaim it, Westmoreland, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart. His passport shall be made,
And crowns for convoy put into his purse.
We would not die in that man's company
That fears his fellowship to die with us.
Originally Posted by ANONONE
TAXI DRIVEREVOLUTION....hahahaha
Hey, beneath this calm, sexy exterior beats the heart of a true scientist! Originally Posted by geniusman
EVOLUTION....hahahahaTHERE WILL BE BLOOD
My favorite of all time:
“Drainage! Drainage! Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I’m so sorry. If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake—there it is. That’s the straw, you see. And my straw reaches acrooooooossssss the room … I … drink … your … milkshake. I drink it up!” Originally Posted by methodx69