How to Be an Escort's Favorite Client

boardman's Avatar
It's a temporary change. I'll be returning to my BatWhore™ identity soon.
Or maybe I'll retire her. I just make this up as I go along. Lol. Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair
No...you cannot change the BatWhore identity.

BatWhores love them some boardman!
Russ38's Avatar
It's a temporary change. I'll be returning to my BatWhore™ identity soon.
Or maybe I'll retire her. I just make this up as I go along. Lol. Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair
Some prefer the NaziWhore™ identity better....js...
Wakeup's Avatar
Riddle me this...

Why do I want to fuck Lauren until she passes out?

BatWhores love them some boardman! Originally Posted by boardman
Your emotional dyslexia is showing.
Riddle me this...

Why do I want to fuck Lauren until she passes out? Originally Posted by Wakeup
Because she is smart. And hot.
Some prefer the NaziWhore™ identity better....js... Originally Posted by Russ38
That was supposed to be a secret identity.


Riddle me this...

Why do I want to fuck Lauren until she passes out? Originally Posted by Wakeup
Why does no one ever want to just cuddle and talk about our feelings?
Why does no one ever want to just cuddle and talk about our feelings? Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair
Nudity.

just sayin'
pyramider's Avatar
Why does no one ever want to just cuddle and talk about our feelings? Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair

Because someone does not post taint photos ... ijs.
Wakeup's Avatar
Why does no one ever want to just cuddle and talk about our feelings? Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair
This is why I want her to pass out...
Alyssa XOXO's Avatar

Till next time... Originally Posted by Wakeup
Merely Intermission...

Off board is so much easier, thanks for showing me the way...
Gfe spooning &
talking about his
feelings or hers?

Offboard means running
away. Roflmao
Riddle me this...

Why do I want to fuck Lauren until she passes out? Originally Posted by Wakeup
Simple! because you're enamored with my brilliance it all started with my OP. The only thing I ask is that you show your gratitude.
Some prefer the NaziWhore™ identity better....js... Originally Posted by Russ38
I gotta admit, that guerillawhorefare post gave me wood.
Naziwhore is one sexy bitch.
My 2 cents.
Russ38's Avatar
That was supposed to be a secret identity.

Still is.....anyone who's mentioned anything has mysteriously come up missing....crazy huh? Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair
I gotta admit, that guerillawhorefare post gave me wood. Originally Posted by H.Hardhat
I jerked to it....twice....

The only thing I ask is that you show your gratitude. Originally Posted by Zanzibar789
This is why I want her to pass out... Originally Posted by Wakeup
We can make a case for you using #'s 3, 6, and 7 of my OP.

Good job guy you're a quick study. ;-)