I just wanted to know what my SO, DD, was more than likely doing on the boards! He tells me he doesn't hobby since falling madly in love with me. Statistically, it looks like option 1 or 2. But who really knows. He was probably just fantasizing about me. Only ME. This has been quite amusing guys.
Originally Posted by Scarlett De Rossi
Whut tha hell do ya mean callin' me yer SO, ya heartless Jezebel? I dun kicked ya ta tha curb months ago cuz yew'd ne'er lemme stick it in yer butt! Ah don't hobby cuz Ah cain't afford it after Ah git dun payin' fer mah private security detail an' mah persun'l chef an' mah valet. If'n Ah don't git tha pussy fer free, then Ah don't want it. Why? Cuz Ah deserves it since Ah knows how ta use mah tuna can dang good an' mah jizz tastes like pineapple juice!