Am I MSOG friendly?

The quotes around the word bullshit serve no purpose. Unless you really don't think it's bullshit and were just using quotations to make it clear we shouldn't take its use literally/seriously.
Never are you supposed to use three commas in a row.
Learn to use the gradeschool education the taxpayers bought you when conversing with grown ups.

Now, to address your obviously extremely well thought out and gracefully expressed opinion: Ok. Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

Sorry Caroline but I couldn't resist.

This was an interesting view on MSOG.

http://m.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1295230&highlight=

I might be guilty. I always just bask in the afterglow and snuggle unless I get a nudge that he wants a second round.......However, if he lets me know he's got the urge and we still have reasonable time, I'm happy to oblige Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

I'm on the clock, of course I'm down for another... the question is always, are you?..........This isn't complicated. You hired me. Now help me show you a good time.

The few clients I have who are able to get round 1 done with enough time for a 2nd don't seem to have a problem grabbing me up and getting all hot and heavy again Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

Sounds like MSOG for everyone on every appointment to me. Thanks for clearing that up

As far as I know, there is only one person on this board who can convincingly respond to citizen's post above while being true to this threAD.

Only one person....who can make us believe:

Here = There

Up = Down

Black = White

Yes = No

And, I'm afraid, that person is not CD.

^^^^^ Baby Teboo?

Besides, the more this thread gets bumped, the more exposure I get, the more citizen44 is bothered by someone like me doing well in this business without the "excuse" of children to support.. which will keep him talking behind my back in my reviews where I can't defend myself, and again equals more exposure for me. Since I'm trying to make the most out of the next several weeks until I leave, this is a pretty good way to drum up business. Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

Bump

This thread in 150 words or less.

Caroline isn't a wham bam girl.
If that is what you are looking for go somewhere else.

She likes to get to know and have a connection with her clients.
If you are not into that then you wouldn't be compatible as one
of her clients.

This being the case time might not allow for MSOG in a 1hr session.

If MSOG is your primary concern in a 1hr session then you wouldn't
be compatible as one of her clients, at least not until she feels enough
of a connection with you as a client.

Lastly, Caroline dose not feel she needs to apologize to anyone for not
being a ready for BP wham Bam girl, and her client provider relationship
model works very well for her. It allows her to offer the best experience
for both her and her clients in relationship to her personality and who she
is as a person.

Some of the Wham Bam guys don't like it even though they wouldn't
be compatible with her anyway......Puzzled Look???

But not much of a puzzle really, some dudes get pissed off if they
think there is anything anywhere that they might not have control over.
And what makes it even worse is the fact that Caroline is as smart, hot,
and sexy as she is. Makes me laugh.


Did I miss anything?? Originally Posted by bojulay

Nope, seems pretty accurate to me.

When you're out of Advil, Tylenol helps.
Does that answer your question?
Back on topic...

CD, you know I'm a big fan of yours. And I respect your right to choose who you think you'd be compatible with. For me, and this is just my opinion, I prefer some kind of connection with the lady I'm with. If it takes a few minutes to establish that connection, it usually pays off BCD. If I'm interested in a second round, I usually book extra time to insure this. Big fan of foreplay too, love making out, which is rare in the hobby. I really miss that... Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

But but but.... you're only supposed to be there to bang the chick, not make a friend! Haven't you been listening to your brethren? You've got it all wrong. You're not supposed to like to take your time and build the affection and romance. You're supposed to get in and hump her to death and nothing else. You're screwing it up for these guys that are just sure I'm full of it and I must be crazy to think there are men who actually enjoy the company of a woman.

Just kidding. You're exactly the type I like to spend time with. There are quite a lot of us that like the slower, more sensual pace. But trying to explain that to some of these yokels is an uphill battle. *sigh* I probably wouldn't even try... most ladies don't... except I have nothing to lose at this point and I'm amused by the number of heads just bashing themselves against a wall in anger and frustration.

It's funny, I started this thread thinking "f*ck it, what's the worst that could happen by being honest? I've already made the money I need until I leave, and it's not like they can come take the money out of my hand, so let's see what happens." Interestingly, it's getting more attention than I thought it would, and most of the inquiries are from men who want what I offer, and are also highly amused by the ignorance and hostility of the ECCIE brotherhood. Call us snobs if you want, but we're having quite a good laugh at the expense of the moronic control freaks that can't seem to stand a woman doing what she likes, how she likes, successfully, and not having to bend to the demands of any man.

I might actually miss this place.

Sorry Caroline but I couldn't resist.

Originally Posted by bojulay

Lol, I've never seen that movie, but that was kind of cute to watch.

I'm not trying to spend that much effort smacking him around, though. Just tried to let him know how deep he was in over his head. There's having a discussion with reasonably intelligent adults... and then there's trying to have a discussion with a chimpanzee, who won't understand anything you say and is likely to just start throwing feces. I'm not that patient.

This was an interesting view on MSOG.

http://m.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1295230&highlight=





Sounds like MSOG for everyone on every appointment to me. Thanks for clearing that up Originally Posted by citizen44

Yeah, if there's time, MSOG is absolutely on the menu. I've been saying that the whole time. Glad you finally caught up.

You keep berating the hobbiest on here by saying:

Once again, someone who apparently lacks reading comprehension Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

But then you say:

False. I guarantee no one MSOG on a 60 minute appointment, Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

And then:

I'm on the clock, of course I'm down for another... the question is always, are you.........This isn't complicated. You hired me. Now help me show you a good time. Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

There is no one on here that thinks you should do something that you don't want. What everyone wants is up front honesty and transparency without you doing all the threAD double speak. Try:

400 1/hr no MSOG
+200 MSOG up charge
No Greek
No FIV
No CIM (evidently thinks cum is gross)
No DT
Required 30 minutes of useless get to know a hooker time

I've already made the money I need until I leave, and it's not like they can come take the money out of my hand, so let's see what happens." Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

If you live that hand to mouth, measuring savings in mere weeks, you might want to try another profession....

You keep berating the hobbiest on here by saying:



But then you say:



And then:



There is no one on here that thinks you should do something that you don't want. What everyone wants is up front honesty and transparency without you doing all the threAD double speak. Try:

400 1/hr no MSOG
+200 MSOG up charge
No Greek
No FIV
No CIM (evidently thinks cum is gross)
No DT
Required 30 minutes of useless get to know a hooker time Originally Posted by citizen44

400/hr, no GUARANTEE of MSOG for a one hour appointment. If we make it through the first one and there is still time left that you've paid for, then of course a second is available. I have no problem with the rest of your list, though I don't think I've ever said cum is gross. I'm not grossed out by it. I have no problem touching it, or it touching me. I just don't particularly like the flavor and consistency, so I don't enjoy it in my mouth. I don't like the flavor or consistency of calamari, either, so I don't eat it. Doesn't mean I'm going to freak out if I see it or touch it. *shrug* If you don't like that, that's your problem.

Again, this isn't hard to understand.

But but but.... you're only supposed to be there to bang the chick, not make a friend!


Call us snobs if you want, but we're having quite a good laugh at the expense of the moronic control freaks that can't seem to stand a woman doing what she likes, how she likes, successfully, and not having to bend to the demands of any man.

. Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

Now let's not go all Fem Nazi on us.

Nobody is demanding you do something you do not like and I do not think they are calling you snobs....they are just making fun of the concept of you selling friendship or more correctly that folks are buying it. I personally think it a great marketing ploy for the lonely. Many a rich man has neglected his friends to advance his pursuit of money. So there is a market. If you can sell them 30 minutes of friendship before blowing their mind and leave them with the illusion you are friends, more power to you.

It is like the Magician that can convince a segment of society that they pulled a rabbit out their ass. You can not blame folks that know better for saying so. Is this a real Bunny? Some are saying Yes, some are saying No.

Now let's not go all Fem Nazi on us.

Nobody is demanding you do something you do not like and I do not think they are calling you snobs....they are just making fun of the concept of you selling friendship or more correctly that folks are buying it. I personally think it a great marketing ploy for the lonely. Many a rich man has neglected his friends to advance his pursuit of money. So there is a market. If you can sell them 30 minutes of friendship before blowing their mind and leave them with the illusion you are friends, more power to you.

It is like the Magician that can convince a segment of society that they pulled a rabbit out their ass. You can not blame folks that know better for saying so.

Originally Posted by WTF

Your point of view is always interesting, at least.

Your point of view is always interesting, at least. Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

This is a world of illusion...







Some seem to want you to put a warning label on your magic.

I can see both sides....this is a review board first and foremost so more than one side is what you get. Not always a universal right and wrong to these things.

Dang cit44. Remind me not to make u angry.