Why traveling providers avoid Houston …

You don't have to kick me out...I'm going to be busy. I just learned that I passed Amber's screening so I'll be going in soon... Originally Posted by Wakeuр

Setting the record straight..Wakeup has not asked me for an appointment...he has not sent me any screening information...he has NOT passed my screening either (from what I heard getting a mortgage on your house is easier then getting through my screening process)

This was a joke people...Wakeup has NO interest in seeing me or my 20 year old magazines.

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=143233

Wakeup do you have a job honey ,because you live on the board. If Amber sees you id love to know how that goes down. Just remember she could kick your ass literally and we'd all pay for your appt just for that alone! Originally Posted by caramelqtee mila

Honey I think if we did have an appointment a lot of hobbyist and providers would be waiting on pins and needles to see if Wakeup comes out in 1 piece...I mean whats the worst that can happen..I'd have him in dress, some heels, a little makeup, a wig, and have him walking the Oval for me (awww memories I miss my slaves and my dom days...I think I'm in the mood to slap someone around tonight..any takers LOL).....

Now that it's 4pm it's time to go get drunk...have at it people

I do have a job Mila, I'm at it now. But on December 17th, an International Day, I'll find time to celebrate as I should, by bashing Dumbass Providers... Originally Posted by Wakeuр

"Oh no he Di 'unt"
Peter Griffiin

I wonder who "we" is........ Originally Posted by boardman

Kemo Sabe and Tanto!

Setting the record straight..Wakeup has not asked me for an appointment...he has not sent me any screening information...he has NOT passed my screening either (from what I heard getting a mortgage on your house is easier then getting through my screening processes)

Now that it's 4pm it's time to go get drunk...have at it people Originally Posted by allofamber

"Wakeup" doesn't ever get screened.

Going to get drunk? You guys didn't drink at your meeting about me? Or is this it coming up?

Now I am going to join the girls to pay for this appointment. There is a chance that amber could soften him up. He needs it. I am sure the good side of him will come out.

Honey I think if we did have an appointment a lot of hobbyist and providers would be waiting on pins and needles to see if Wakeup comes out in 1 piece...I mean whats the worst that can happen..I'd have him in dress, some heels, a little makeup, a wig, and have him walking the Oval for me (awww memories I miss my slaves and my dom days...I think I'm in the mood to slap someone around tonight..any takers LOL).....

Now that it's 4pm it's time to go get drunk...have at it people Originally Posted by allofamber

"Wakeup" doesn't ever get screened.

Going to get drunk? You guys didn't drink at your meeting about me? Or is this it coming up? Originally Posted by Wakeuр

Yes Wakeup if that makes you happy..we will drink tonight and talk about you, and only you.

Now I am going to join the girls to pay for this appointment. There is a chance that amber could soften him up. He needs it. I am sure the good side of him will come out. Originally Posted by futile

Futile he is scared of what might happen...he meets me...I put it on him..he falls in-love..stops hobbing all together..becomes my house boy..walks my gay chihuahua....does all the grocery shopping..cleans the bikes...does the laundry...becomes the sex toy/boy when I throw my all girl parties..he is passed around like a piece of meat and used up...he does my pedicures...combs my hair...does all the cooking...gives up the remote control whenever I ask....sits to pee (I hate when men miss)....lets me use the strap-on, on him....roots for the eagles (shut up)....will eat pussy for at least an hour every night (and some of my girlfriends pussies too)...never talks back.....tells me I don't look fat when I ask him "do I look fat in these jeans"....shaves my legs and my pussy....rubs my belly when I have a tummy ache...rubs my shoulders and my back when ever I ask....pulls my hair when I'm getting in doggie style....oh yea and fills up the car with gas when the dam things reads "Empty".....

..and not necessarily in that order people.....

He's just SCARED.....

[B]Futile he is scared of what might happen...he meets me...I put it on him..he falls in-love..stops hobbing all together..becomes my house boy..walks my gay chihuahua....does all the grocery shopping..cleans the bikes...does the laundry...becomes the sex toy/boy when I throw my all girl parties..he is passed around like a piece of meat and used up...he does my pedicures...combs my hair...does all the cooking...gives up the remote control whenever I ask....sits to pee (I hate when men miss)....lets me use the strap-on, on him....roots for the eagles (shut up)....will eat pussy for at least an hour every night (and some of my girlfriends pussies too)...never talks back.....tells me I don't look fat when I ask him "do I look fat in these jeans"....shaves my legs and my pussy....rubs my belly when I have a tummy ache...rubs my shoulders and my back when ever I ask....pulls my hair when I'm getting in doggie style....oh yea and fills up the car with gas when the dam things reads "Empty".....

..and not necessarily in that order people.....

He's just SCARED..... Originally Posted by allofamber

I'm good with all that, except fuck the Eagles...go Texans!

I'm good with all that, except fuck the Eagles...go Texans! Originally Posted by Wakeuр

That's the mark of a true Texan right there baby!!!! Lol

Futile he is scared of what might happen...he meets me...I put it on him..he falls in-love..stops hobbing all together..becomes my house boy..walks my gay chihuahua....does all the grocery shopping..cleans the bikes...does the laundry...becomes the sex toy/boy when I throw my all girl parties..he is passed around like a piece of meat and used up...he does my pedicures...combs my hair...does all the cooking...gives up the remote control whenever I ask....sits to pee (I hate when men miss)....lets me use the strap-on, on him....roots for the eagles (shut up)....will eat pussy for at least an hour every night (and some of my girlfriends pussies too)...never talks back.....tells me I don't look fat when I ask him "do I look fat in these jeans"....shaves my legs and my pussy....rubs my belly when I have a tummy ache...rubs my shoulders and my back when ever I ask....pulls my hair when I'm getting in doggie style....oh yea and fills up the car with gas when the dam things reads "Empty".....

..and not necessarily in that order people.....

He's just SCARED..... Originally Posted by allofamber

Did RBJ lose his job?

Did RBJ lose his job? Originally Posted by chicagoboy

I think he is FINALLY buckin' for a promotion!!


JaD

Yes Wakeup if that makes you happy..we will drink tonight and talk about you, and only you. Originally Posted by allofamber

I'll drinck to that.

Oh Wakeup to your dismay you were brought up and everyone swiftly agreed you were a boring subject so we conversed about our ATFs and the fellas who matter,sorry babe. Im sure you would have loved to be a fly on the wall but you just weren't interesting enough and apparently didnt leave much of an impression;( Good day and enjoy your weekend bashing providers honey

Thats not what I heard......I'm just saying.

Oh Wakeup to your dismay you were brought up and everyone swiftly agreed you were a boring subject so we conversed about our ATFs and the fellas who matter,sorry babe. Im sure you would have loved to be a fly on the wall but you just weren't interesting enough and apparently didnt leave much of an impression;( Good day and enjoy your weekend bashing providers honey Originally Posted by caramelqtee mila

Mila, if you haven't grasped it by now, the surest way to guarantee that you all talked about me a lot is to come on a public forum and deny it. Basic human psychology says that a denial is the first stage in protecting yourself from emotional harm. It obviously disturbs you quite a bit that I haven't been severely punished yet for my heinous and egregious actions. To deny it happened is to admit it happened in this case. Just accept it, own it as an action you didn't WANT to do, but felt you HAD to do, and move on. You'll feel much better about yourself, I promise.

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