Favorite Witty Quotes

YOUR RIGHT . I JUST CAME OFF THE GAS ..I CONFUSED YOU WITH THE STRIPPER BACH PARTIE . NAMES ARE UNDER SAME NAME EXCUSE ME I WILL OF COURSE RETRACT THAT.. LOL PROBLEM WITH THAT IS YOU STOLE (WITH ANOTHER GIRL BREE) 1600 .. DRUNK? WHY OH WHY AM I ALWAYS DRUNK? OR CRAZY? I MEAN JUST TO KEEP IT REAL...LOOK AT YOURSELF!! NICE SET OF FLIPPERS LMAOF. I MEAN YOU CALL ME A PIMP..BITCH YOU AS MOST ASKED ME FOR WORK ..I DO NOT BEG FOR FLIPPER LIKE LADIES. PLUS (AND HERE IS THE KICKER) I WOULDNT BUY YA FOR A MERE BAG OF SHELLS! SO TO ME YOU ARE USELESS. YEA I KNOW ..HARSH . BUT YOUR A USELESS PIECE OF SHIT..TELL THAT OTHER ONE THAT AT LEAST HAD THE RESPECT TO .I AM GLAD SHE HAS MOVED ON; ANNIE

The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge, but Imagination! ―Albert Einstein

"Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood." ―Marie Curie

If you don't use your head, you just assume have two assholes.

Crazy is what crazy does...

All's well that ends well

If you have only one smile In you give It to the people you love.

--Maya Angelou


Happy Valentine's Day Everyone!!!!

"Everyone is entitled to be stupid ,but some abuse the privilege."

Get your facts first, then distort then how you please. Mark Twain

The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me headaches. Marjorie pay hinckley.

Had a problem with my trainer in the gym, she would not count the warm up as part of the workout. Hey if I am in a gym and I am sweating - I'm working out. - Ralphie May 2015

" candy's dandy but pussy won't rot your teeth "

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There's nothing as over-rated as a bad lay, or as under-rated as a good shit - heard it from a friend.