To my fellow AA hobbyist. Seriously, we need a system.

Dowland had his black bird, Shakespeare had his dark lady.

Maybe it is something in the English water.

^this.

It's really best to not worry about it, as it won't change. Just be happy with the girls you CAN get, not stress about the ones who you can't. But I know it's a bitch getting the chance to see a girl, then she cancels once she finds out you're black. Just keep it moving.

And if she doesn't advertise it, at least make a post to warn the rest of us so we don't get screwed too. Originally Posted by Richiej281

I'm not worried. That's not the point of my rant. I'm not stressed over white pussy, food chains, taco bell, or whatever the hell else was in that convoluted post you quoted. I made a drunk post about dusty negros. That's it. don't read too much into that home slice.

I didn't think he had anything...carry on...

Let's remember what this is all about.

Before, behind, between, above, below.

I don;t have any idea what he is talking about 5 holes? Atlanta's balls? oh my America! ?

To His Mistress Going to Bed
BY JOHN DONNE
Come, Madam, come, all rest my powers defy,
Until I labour, I in labour lie.
The foe oft-times having the foe in sight,
Is tir’d with standing though he never fight.
Off with that girdle, like heaven’s Zone glistering,
But a far fairer world encompassing.
Unpin that spangled breastplate which you wear,
That th’eyes of busy fools may be stopped there.
Unlace yourself, for that harmonious chime,
Tells me from you, that now it is bed time.
Off with that happy busk, which I envy,
That still can be, and still can stand so nigh.
Your gown going off, such beauteous state reveals,
As when from flowery meads th’hill’s shadow steals.
Off with that wiry Coronet and shew
The hairy Diadem which on you doth grow:
Now off with those shoes, and then safely tread
In this love’s hallow’d temple, this soft bed.
In such white robes, heaven’s Angels used to be
Received by men; Thou Angel bringst with thee
A heaven like Mahomet’s Paradise; and though
Ill spirits walk in white, we easily know,
By this these Angels from an evil sprite,
Those set our hairs, but these our flesh upright.
Licence my roving hands, and let them go,
Before, behind, between, above, below.
O my America! my new-found-land,
My kingdom, safeliest when with one man mann’d,
My Mine of precious stones, My Empirie,
How blest am I in this discovering thee!
To enter in these bonds, is to be free;
Then where my hand is set, my seal shall be.
Full nakedness! All joys are due to thee,
As souls unbodied, bodies uncloth’d must be,
To taste whole joys. Gems which you women use
Are like Atlanta’s balls, cast in men’s views,
That when a fool’s eye lighteth on a Gem,
His earthly soul may covet theirs, not them.
Like pictures, or like books’ gay coverings made
For lay-men, are all women thus array’d;
Themselves are mystic books, which only we
(Whom their imputed grace will dignify)
Must see reveal’d. Then since that I may know;
As liberally, as to a Midwife, shew
Thy self: cast all, yea, this white linen hence,
There is no penance due to innocence.
To teach thee, I am naked first; why then
What needst thou have more covering than a man.

^^^TLDR

So is this thread still about how to knock the dust off?

My momma always used one of these on our rugs when I was a kid. Will this help?

I'm not worried. That's not the point of my rant. I'm not stressed over white pussy, food chains, taco bell, or whatever the hell else was in that convoluted post you quoted. I made a drunk post about dusty negros. That's it. don't read too much into that home slice. Originally Posted by kirbykirby

Kirby your rant reminded me of Chris Rock's.

I'm not worried. That's not the point of my rant. I'm not stressed over white pussy, food chains, taco bell, or whatever the hell else was in that convoluted post you quoted. I made a drunk post about dusty negros. That's it. don't read too much into that home slice. Originally Posted by kirbykirby

So, this whole ThreAD is about some drunk brutha feeling sorry for himself that he can't book an appointment with a BP Spanish Harlem whore and he's looking for someone else to blame. BTW: You sound kind of gay, cupcake. It's all the fault of them Dusty Negros!

a drunk OP, black guys should act like white people and dusty negroes this thread has completely gone off the rails with no destination in site..........

So, this whole ThreAD is about some drunk brutha feeling sorry for himself that he can't book an appointment with a BP Spanish Harlem whore and he's looking for someone else to blame. BTW: You sound kind of gay, cupcake. It's all the fault of them Dusty Negros! Originally Posted by StinkyFingers

No no. You got it all wrong darling. Take a breath & calm yourself. It's gonna be ok. This thread is about my drunk ass talking shit about Bad AA clients. & it's not so much a blame, but an assumption based on past experiences. Now now cupcake, tame those emotions & monosyllabic insults. Don't be a big meanie. =(

This thread reminds me of the old ad from the United Negro College Fund:

"A mind is a terrible thing to waste"

Dusty Negros! Originally Posted by StinkyFingers

I'm still a bit confused. Is this who we are talking about?


If it is, can we really blame the providers? I mean, that shit would just fuck their incalls all up. They'd be doing laundry non-stop.

And if that is head to toe dust, hell, we're all familiar with "sand in the vagina" issues. I can't even imagine the problems dust would cause them. UTI's and shit....

This thread reminds me of the old ad from the United Negro College Fund:

"A mind is a terrible thing to waste" Originally Posted by Slitlikr

Don't be so melodramatic, I've seen worst threads in my short stint here. Actually I've had worst threads on other forums this is kindergarten compared to youtube or 4chan shit posting.

Kirby your rant reminded me of Chris Rock's.



Originally Posted by Island_Gent

No no. You got it all wrong darling. Take a breath & calm yourself. It's gonna be ok. This thread is about my drunk ass talking shit about Bad AA clients. & it's not so much a blame, but an assumption based on past experiences. Now now cupcake, tame those emotions & monosyllabic insults. Don't be a big meanie. =( Originally Posted by kirbykirby

Down Low Much? ROFLMAO! Now keep trying to prove to yourself that Johnny's not queer. Fucking a whore ... excuse me ... attempting to fuck a whore, if it weren't for those damned dusty negros ... won't answer your question. But, keep trying.

Down Low Much? ROFLMAO! Now keep trying to prove to yourself that Johnny's not queer. Fucking a whore ... excuse me ... attempting to fuck a whore, if it weren't for those damned dusty negros ... won't answer your question. But, keep trying. Originally Posted by StinkyFingers

Aww man so mean.. You got me there pumpkin. Can't get anything past you