How Houston got it's name- did ya know?

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  • R.M.
  • 01-22-2011, 01:02 AM
Come to the Island of Misfits we have topless volley ball on Tuesday shock therapy on Wednesday and Roller derby practice on Thursday bring your own helmet and fishnets. I personally manage and distribute meds for all daily.
Hmmm, I mentioned a woman with meat on her bones and the sexiest woman in Houston invites me to topless volleyball and nekkid roller derby. Now she's a chicken wing "feast" right there. KEWLNESS. Now what kinda shock therapy do you have in mind Gorgeous? I all ready short circuited the house with my plug in model... *giggles*. The two of us together would be another "night the lights went out in Georgia".

JaD, move over Honey, we are having company! Fug history, watch and learn Baby.
Yumyum, lickin lips.

I nominate Reece, oh yeah... wrong thread. I would be ALL GOOD with Reece representing Houston... sexy, classy and quite intelligent.

WW, you do clean up NICE. I bet you are a big SOFTY. I bet you even smile when you cum. Show me you can *giggle* and I'll land on your face
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Did we get that IP address.....thanck you Reese darling, you rock.
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I was thinking LC was young, but she's not. In fact she's old.
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KillerSalt. Yayee. There's a party in my pants and everything is dancin... smooch.[/QUOTE]

NAN, I was thinCkin' crabs.....but I did detect a whiff of testosterone a few posts back......so you could be correct. ....

Seriously, I cannot stress enough the importance of taking your medication. I'll say it again, " 2 a day keeps the voices away. "
This coming from "onehitwonder" lol. Nan's just mad cause I can find mine...lol. You may need to listen to those voices Baby. "Put the cap back on, it's not candy".

Lexus, you're tacky. I'm in my prime. I'm younger than Reese and she's in her prime too. You are a bitter ole haggly man. I've heard too much about you, you can't insult me. You can flatter yourself but it's not real.
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Yeah but I'm not tryin' to convince anybody that I'm something Im not....Google is free. And instead of being impressed, ( Im sure at this point I can speak for everyone) we're embarrassed for you. I bet high school ate your ass up. So do what I do when I make the mistake of letting my mouth overload my ass, put something in it. Really impress someone.And if I didn't take my medication, right about now you'd be all kinds of bitches and cunts......


RTM buttons to the left there princess .....
Wayward's Avatar
We were going to ask what happened to our kitty, but then we kept reading and it just didn't seen important....

LC you must join us over on the Island, Reese is there and to the always amusing OHW and all I got after her last post is WOW ~
early morning love at its finest
onehitwonder's Avatar
Well, you know me, I do what I can....

WAYHARD I don't mean to question you in "public" Sir, but what were you thinCking? She don't stand a chance. Now we'll see just how smart she really is...if she shows up then I'll know shes just as "thick" as I thought she was...
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Lexus, you're tacky. I'm in my prime. I'm younger than Reese and she's in her prime too. You are a bitter ole haggly man. I've heard too much about you, you can't insult me. You can flatter yourself but it's not real. Originally Posted by Lacey Companion
Reese has class. Some wines reach the "vintage" category, that's Reese.

Others are just vinegar ... that be you.

Since you have "heard too much about" me ... and you think I am "bitter" ... and an "ole haggly man" ....

..... enlighten me ....
wait for it...

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wait for it...

Originally Posted by luxury daphne
DAPHNE!!!! (pouting) I dont get it??? .....its just black. .....mines broken. ..Hey!!....can someone help me? pleeaasse....... Its broken. .....is everyone elses broken? Daphne! ! Fix it! (stomping my foots!)
Wayward's Avatar
It's one perfect popcorn kernel popping against a black black ground, very lovely.
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Yeah but I'm not tryin' to convince anybody that I'm something Im not....Google is free. And instead of being impressed, ( Im sure at this point I can speak for everyone) we're embarrassed for you. I bet high school ate your ass up. So do what I do when I make the mistake of letting my mouth overload my ass, put something in it. Really impress someone.And if I didn't take my medication, right about now you'd be all kinds of bitches and cunts......


RTM buttons to the left there princess ..... Originally Posted by onehitwonder
1 Hitta!!!!!!
Sweeeeeeeet!