Im a Magician Not a Miracle Worker

BURN!!lol

*blushes and curtseys* Thank you Danielle, I appreciate the approval.

I do hope your upcoming visit will allow time for a round on me, since i missed out on meeting up the last time you graced our fair hamlet. Originally Posted by JaneDarling

I'm sure we can work something out

I can tell you all one good thing that has come from this thread and the other related or not so related threads --- I have been made aware that Arkansas has some seriously smoking hot body girls, one of whom is Upscale Blondie. I know another thing, I'm pretty sure I could find a way to have a really good time with her so long as she showed up and got naked. As I type I'm finding a way to get my ass to Arkansas and I already know where my sights will be set.

Seriously the BEST poem I've ever read!!! JaneDarling is on fire this morning! #love Originally Posted by Upscale_blondie

*blows kisses*
I hate that you took one for the team, but thank you for pointing out something I'd rather not step in.

Reading the poem authored by Tuckahoe about a provider in his recently recanted review, I felt moved to wriye something of my own, hopefully its half as mature and thought provoking as its inspiration. Since I cant post in a review thread, I hope its okay if I leave my wee Limerick here..

There once was a fella named Tuck
Who, when faced with a talented f*ck
Would insist Love was True
As he moaned and boohoo'd
...but the Ladies all thought him a schmuck. :/ Originally Posted by JaneDarling

I'm truly impressed !! You my "Darling" are a true poet.... please don't stop with just one.... You're on a rollllll...:cl ap:

What did I miss

I see our tiny blonde playmate is gone

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What did I miss

I see our tiny blonde playmate is gone Originally Posted by BradPitt