Guys- you're not gay but you fantasize about giving blow jobs

OP, why would you fantasize about sucking another man's dick if you are straight? That's ummmm, ummmm, not what straight men think about.

Not sure whether Holly and Rod are still around, but I'm sure he would let you suck him off. And then you could mess with Holly and try to make yourself feel straight right after he busts a nut all over your face...just don't give them a "no" review or Rod will lose his gay mind again and start another funny thread about the encounter. https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php...ight=holly+rod Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

LOL found it a bit funny, you know he was gay right?

To the OP and anyone else interested, I can make this happen. I am one of the only companions here who has a male doubles partner. PM me! Let's do something kinky!

Guys, I'm not gay, but I want to be spit roasted. I'm super straight, though. One dick in the mouth, one in the ass. I'm seriously not gay. Maybe a couple more dicks to keep my hands busy. But I'm not gay. Only attractive, well-hung men need apply, and please don't be gay, because I don't want this event to look homosexual or anything.

P.S.
I'm not gay, you guys.

Dunno if it's "gay" but sexuality can be fluid for some people. 0 might be completely straight and 100 might be completely gay. Having a desire to suck duck....that's gotta put you at 40 or 50 at least lol.

Go see a gay provider or TS. I suspect you'll know once they drop their drawers. Doesn't seem like the kind of thing a person is wishy-washy on.

Dunno...try a dildo first.

Or maybe get one of those male sex dolls and start with that.

If you can tolerate (is that a good word here...tolerate?) that situation, then you can probably handle having a real dick in your mouth.

If you decide you don't like it after that, then you can say no harm no foul, because at this point, you technically still wouldn't have sucked an ACTUAL dick.

If you get with a guy, even a handsome, big dick one, as you specifically put it, and halfway through the act you come to realize that this sucks for you (no pun intended) then it could be an awkward moment. Dude might want you to finish, and you're like, I don't want to finish....could get a little dicey there.

If you're a man thinking of other cocks. you're gay!

Glad to know the world revolves around what makes you puke. Originally Posted by FunInDFW

What in the hell is that supposed to mean exactly? Lol

Just find a provider with a HUGE CLIT and call it good....

Either that or just fess up and go on to the gay side.

What in the hell is that supposed to mean exactly? Lol Originally Posted by DrBWC

Took you 1.5 years to think of that shitty reply?

The person who resurrected this thread should be sprayed with sugar water and tied to a nest of fire ants.

Not sure why anyone would have these thoughts when there are such sweet beautiful women with the softest, wetest, and just downright delicious tasting kitties that present with such arousing scents that stir the lions of a man... that’s all I think of being tongue deep with sweet delicious wetness all over my face!

Ladies what say you? What do you enjoy about a throbbing hard cock deep in your mouth? We men obviously love when you do this for us.

FFS just let the damn geriatric thread die! If you really want to ask the ladies about the joys of knob gobbling then could you please just start a new thread?

FFS just let the damn geriatric thread die! If you really want to ask the ladies about the joys of knob gobbling then could you please just start a new thread? Originally Posted by Brandofan

Why, your gay thoughts starting to get the best of you??? Starting to...sway you a bit there, Brando??

Fight it man. Don't let the gay thoughts win!!!

You know me RC, I must have the gay jungle fever!

I’m curious. I guess I can understand the Neanderthal anti gay historians and bigotry on the part of some. Ignorance and hatred abound in our society and it’s duddenly become acceptable in the past two years to voice it again.

But apart from that, why is it important to label the original poster as “gay” or “not gay”. It seems obvious that there is a very wide range of human sexual behavior and that most of us find a relative narrow band of that desireable. Others enjoy a bit wider slice. I would say that gay is a standard label for a make who exclusively, or almost exclusively enjoys sex with men. The original poster doesn’t seem to be seeking that at all. He seems to have, at most, a mild bi-sexual curriosity. But why does it seem so important to so many to label him and do so inaccurately?

Not my cup of tea at all, but I wish him the best, and don’t feel any compulsion to label the behavior.