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Are you going to buy a Volt? Originally Posted by NormalBob

No, I have a gas hog Dodge now. As they bit the government tit also.
My next will be a big ass FORD. They told the Fed "fuck you".

FORD=Fix Or Repair Daily
DODGE= Drips Oil Drips Gas Everywhere
CHEVROLET= Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Engine Ticks

Hyundai = Have your under neath drivetran always inspected
Hyundai = Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
Toyota = Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Chevrolet = Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Chevy = Can Hear Every Valve Yell
Buick = Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

Edit: Other favorite Ford ones:

• Found On the Road Dead
• Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
• Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven.

Fiat - Fix It Again Tony (With an Italian Accent)