One of the funniest thing is when the girl tries to put their legs over my shoulders. For one, if she is about 5 foot below in height then their trouble for me and her. One time a female dancer tried to put their legs over my shoulder and she couldn't reach. She attempt to try it again but pounded my chest with her heel instead. She let out a omg I'm sorry speech. I told her she could make it up to me in a lap dance. She sure did. She tried to do a move while I was sitting down and I got smack in the face by her foot. She stop and had tears in her eyes. I told her maybe it wasn't meant to be tonight .