The new economy and the $80 escort (or "business is not slow")

LazurusLong's Avatar
count me in for the lunch!! Originally Posted by Jules Jaguar
Let me see where the nearest Golden Corral is these days.
Donnie Brasco's Avatar


Come on, pretend all you want but let's keep it real. Originally Posted by LazurusLong
Jules Jaguar's Avatar
I was thinking we could let you choose from this list

http://www.zagat.com/dallas/senior-appeal-restaurants
SirThomasTew's Avatar
...go ahead and see your $80 smelly pussy, leave the nice clean one for us.
Guess this thread shows WHO REALLY IS TRYING TO GET FREE PUSSY!
I love this type of threads, they allow the ladies to see hobbyists true colors. ROTFLMAOL. Thank you very much. Originally Posted by Donnie Brasco
Man I miss drinking with you in public at Skoot's, but I don't really miss the corresponding Amber Alerts from you actually being in Skoot's.

Glad you're doing well...
LazurusLong's Avatar
I was thinking we could let you choose from this list

http://www.zagat.com/dallas/senior-appeal-restaurants Originally Posted by Jules Jaguar
Didn't know you were THAT old Jules....
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Why bang a woman for 300.00 when you can bang 3 girls for that amount. I have been with 300.00 hookers and 80.00 hookers and the service has always been the same Originally Posted by PrinceofAsia
Same here. Bareback Lover has loved quite a few Eccie providers at 100 dollars. The first time I saw them at their full rate, but they called me a few days later when business was slow. $100 for Bareback Lover. They just say "don't tell anyone, ok?" I could list half a dozen off the top of my head....Eccie providers giving it up to the Lover, for a single 100. So the question of how bad th eincall was or how hot the girl was is moot, because these were Eccie verified providers.

The OP has a valid point - no need to pay too much.
Exercise would go a LONGER way if half the ladies who sit posting on ECCIE and whining in the Powder Puff forums would get away from the computer and get on an exercise bike and put away the cheetohs.... Originally Posted by LazurusLong
Wow... I wasn't trying to suggest that anyone in particular needed exercise because I think that everyone does. I was just trying to point out that heavy sexual usage of one's body does not have to have to make one's body worn out, loose or undesirable.
Gay for pay? Originally Posted by Shayla
Shayla, unless gay guys look alot like you, I'm afraid I'll be sticking just with the ladies!
Exercise would go a LONGER way if half the ladies who sit posting on ECCIE and whining in the Powder Puff forums would get away from the computer and get on an exercise bike and put away the cheetohs.... Originally Posted by LazurusLong
Could we use yours? It's obviously just collecting dust.
Lucas McCain's Avatar
Okay, so after reading all of this, I would like to summarize this thread for the people who don't feel like reading ten pages:

1) The OP comes on to brag about how he gets $80 pussy from young hotties and may get it for even cheaper when they are really down on their luck when they need money.

2) The OP is annoyed that even though he said to not PM him for information, people actually did, (which is a complete shock to me, that he received any PM's on a site like this even though he requested none.)

3) Some people think the OP is full of shit, some don't.

4) Some folks believe quality is in price, some don't.

5) Lazurus loves to argue and take pot shots at the ladies. Oh, and he likes young girls who hate food and has proof that you can get them cheap.

6) Hotlips would like to eat lunch with Lazurus and Jules would like to attend as well.



Did I miss anything?
SirThomasTew's Avatar
Jules, I miss Tigger
Ok... now, for some real fun, who wants to help me spring for a room where we can lock LazurusLong and Naomi4u together until they fuck and makeup?
Boltfan's Avatar
Where they could fuck, or where Naomi could fuck him up? Naomi can be an annoying one in my book, but my money is on her..

Damn Lucas, I didn't get to your summary until reading the whole damn thing. You forgot #7 - Laz won't respond to Hotlips' latest post

I have seen some meltdowns in my day here, but LL, this one is an all timer.
Lucas McCain's Avatar
Where they could fuck, or where Naomi could fuck him up? Naomi can be an annoying one in my book, but my money is on her..

Damn Lucas, I didn't get to your summary until reading the whole damn thing. You forgot #7 - Laz won't respond to Hotlips' latest post

I have seen some meltdowns in my day here, but LL, this one is an all timer. Originally Posted by Boltfan
Shit, I forgot about Naomi. Since Bolt was kind enough to provide #7, I would like to add #8. Naomi likes to start shit and likes to post all day every day.

My guess is they both love to argue online, and in person they probably would not even talk. They are both keyboard tough guys who get off on starting and finishing arguments. You've gotta love the internet.