Unprofessional

now that is funny

funniest post ever

This is some funny shit!!! (literally)

I cannot believe some guys! Really bumpy prepare yourself for the encounter / any encounter. Clean up, treat her with some respect. There is no excuse for not using the flush. Jesus what are you.

Girl came around around to your place you would find it kind off / not quite right she has a shit within a few minutes of getting and does not pull the flush!


It is however just about one ot the funniest I've read on this board. As are many of the comments

Empire

Next time flush right after the dump then flush after you clean. But she did over react. O well you got the last dump whoops I mean laugh. Lol

Well she told him the toilet was broke in that restroom, I would be pissed too.

LMFAO!!!!!!! Great read, true or not.

I'm sorry to hear things went the way it did.

Originally Posted by Rezo

When did the providers start stocking protective eyewear at their incalls?

Why should she act professional when you infumagate her bathroom. Personnally I believe this sort of thing happens to you all the time. You're probably on a black list somewhere. You also stole from her. You compensate her for her time not sex. Sex is just an option. Theres no guarantee that she'll have sex with you. You might want to make some personal changes in yourself. You might want to start with your diet.

This thread has gone on a long time. I think the bottom line is this.

Bumpy you would have been better off just NCNS the girl. Worst case she rights an alert that says:

"Had an appt with Bumpy and he NCNS on me and I'm pissed"

Then you could have responded:

"I had to shit real bad and stopped at a gas station and clogged their toilet up and I had to fix it but I had shitty water and turds all over my shoes so I decided it be best I don't come see you"

Then she would respond "well thanks for not coming to see me bumpy, lets reschedule"

You can't make this shit up. Originally Posted by Naomi4u

Maybe not but you can recycle it...just sayin'...or ijs

Dude..your name is Bumpy Dick...really?

was Ass Wart taken??

I have shit in many and I mean many (including the shower at Kims spa) provider loo and I have never forgot to flush, secondly you should have at least wiped your ass on her sheets upon your departure for her calling you names and cursing.



on third thought you should have denied and blamed it someone else, I mean shit you didn't sign the loaf did you?? How would she know it was your brand??? Count the corn? Originally Posted by notanewbie

"Was Ass Warts Taken" I'm still crying and pissing my pants as I type no shit

Flush the toilet after you do your business! A lady and her incall she be treated with respect.